So I punched a teenage kid in the face today..

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..I didn't do it on purpose :(

I was coming around the corner of a hallway in my apartment building and this kid, probably 13, 14 years old, jumped out of nowhere as I was turning with some costume on + face paint (looked like he was going to either a pep rally or performing in a school play...or just a excited football fan) and went "rawr". I don't know if he heard me coming, or thought I was somebody else, or was just doing that shit randomly.

So my initial reaction was to throw a punch, cuz it startled me. So I did and this kid got knocked the fuck down. I didn't know what to do, so I turned around and went up the stairs back to my apartment.

:(
 
..I didn't do it on purpose :(

I was coming around the corner of a hallway in my apartment building and this kid, probably 13, 14 years old, jumped out of nowhere as I was turning with some costume on + face paint (looked like he was going to either a pep rally or performing in a school play...or just a excited football fan) and went "rawr". I don't know if he heard me coming, or thought I was somebody else, or was just doing that shit randomly.

So my initial reaction was to throw a punch, cuz it startled me. So I did and this kid got knocked the fuck down. I didn't know what to do, so I turned around and went up the stairs back to my apartment.

:(

tell it to the judge.
 
I didnt know SiGh was black?
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^lol, same here.

SiGh!!! I understand the reaction you were scared but the least you could have done was see if he was ok.. jeeez.

The mothers a fat bitch..she yells every year when kids go trick or treating at her house. I wasn't gonna ask the kid if he was alright and then have him go to his mom. She's just plain mean to everyone.

Farzin said:

lol, i knew you'd post in here, fuck you.

Sandeep said:
As it happens, I was that kid. I have found you out, SiGh and will be reporting you to the authorities. See you in court!

lol.
 
^lol, same here.



The mothers a fat bitch..she yells every year when kids go trick or treating at her house. I wasn't gonna ask the kid if he was alright and then have him go to his mom. She's just plain mean to everyone.

how dare you? first you want to hurt me physically and now emotionally... :((( i shall now go and slit my wrists and nobody shall care.
 
uhum yeah that's your side of the story :(

on a totally serious note I once punched a jogging guy. I didn't hear him running from behind and once he was overtaking me I KO'd him.
 
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on a totally serious note I once punched a jogging guy. I didn't hear him running from behind and once he was overtaking me I KO'd him.

It's called 'Ghosting' aka 'Personal Space Invading'. It's a sport in Australia:

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Ahahahaha

..I didn't do it on purpose :(

I was coming around the corner of a hallway in my apartment building and this kid, probably 13, 14 years old, jumped out of nowhere as I was turning with some costume on + face paint (looked like he was going to either a pep rally or performing in a school play...or just a excited football fan) and went "rawr". I don't know if he heard me coming, or thought I was somebody else, or was just doing that shit randomly.

So my initial reaction was to throw a punch, cuz it startled me. So I did and this kid got knocked the fuck down. I didn't know what to do, so I turned around and went up the stairs back to my apartment.

:(

HAHAHAHA, oh man, thats the funniest shit I heard all day.

Well seems to me like you taught him a lesson he won't be forgetting in a hurry.

Don't stress over it though, if you did not do it intentionally, maybe it was the universes way of teaching this little shit a lesson, sorry you had to be the one to do it, but better you than someone who may have beaten the shit out of him.

hahaha, oh man, why I am finding this so funny, where has my compassion gone, lol.
 

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