SiGh exposed (tapped into his phone)

[ill-matic]

the recent expose's of SiGh have allowed us to form several ideas of what / who sigh is.

we know thus far that;

sigh is asian
sigh, because he's asian, is known as "max chen" by his internet cafe buddies
sigh is gaysian
sigh likes asian anime porn


we've already seen that pic of him eating the watermelon whilst bathing. that shit is old news nicca. here i got another exclusive after hacking into his shitty nokia 3310 phone by doing some trippy Matrix type of neo shit.

i took a snap shot of the text message i intercepted which i believe he sent to himself

im edging closer to obtaining his school portrait. will be available within the next couple of months

 

[Eric]

There is nothing not funny about this post. You could have faux-exposed anyone, and it'd still be great because your comedic style is flawless here.

Two things: Max Chen...brilliant. funny as fuck!
The old ass nokia is great.

Also, a pic of him eating watermelon? Is this true? It can't be unless the watermelon is covering his entire face. In which case, I'd believe.

You've been repped.

 

[Rahim]

lol stop with these sigh exposing threads

 

[ill-matic]

the fuck i expected a better response than this.

 

[_carmi]

nice.

 

[Prize Gotti]

lmao.