many people, such as "Big Easy", believe SiGh to be asian. i have investigated this carefully, speaking to secret sources who have all certified this. SiGh is asian. Now, because this investigation took long, it took me a while to gather concrete and accurate information. The Asian thing was only the tip of the iceburg. I needed to find an actual image of SiGh, which proved to be quite difficult.
However, god bless the guy, he provided me with the ammo i required. What SiGh told us all was that he gave birth to a child in the form of a poop in his auntie's house for fathers day, which ended up causing a flood of poo-infested water quite like the River Ganges in india.
Before i go on, i must note that my arms of influence stretch longer than saggy skin. see the fantastic 4? that dude is like me. So, because i wield a lot of influence i made a few phone calls, asked around, and tracked down his aunty. This is the part where SiGh lied. SiGh is infact quite close to his auntie and DID NOT, i repeat, DID NOT get kicked out of the house after creating his puddle of poop.
In fact, he came back a few days later to apologise and rectify the situation. His auntie, being the caring, loving auntie that she is, immediately forgave him. I can verify this, she is quite nice and pretty hot, and asians really aren't my type but lemme tell you i had "yellow fever" when talking to her.
after sweet talking her, i managed to convince her to send me a photo of the mysterious man we know as SiGh.
i am very bored with my exams.
However, god bless the guy, he provided me with the ammo i required. What SiGh told us all was that he gave birth to a child in the form of a poop in his auntie's house for fathers day, which ended up causing a flood of poo-infested water quite like the River Ganges in india.
Before i go on, i must note that my arms of influence stretch longer than saggy skin. see the fantastic 4? that dude is like me. So, because i wield a lot of influence i made a few phone calls, asked around, and tracked down his aunty. This is the part where SiGh lied. SiGh is infact quite close to his auntie and DID NOT, i repeat, DID NOT get kicked out of the house after creating his puddle of poop.
In fact, he came back a few days later to apologise and rectify the situation. His auntie, being the caring, loving auntie that she is, immediately forgave him. I can verify this, she is quite nice and pretty hot, and asians really aren't my type but lemme tell you i had "yellow fever" when talking to her.
after sweet talking her, i managed to convince her to send me a photo of the mysterious man we know as SiGh.
i am very bored with my exams.
