Sick Punchlines

[AmerikazMost]

I rock hoes ya'll rock fellas -Nas

lol out of all the lines that guy quoted that weren't actually punch lines, he missed the best one in the song

 

[XxNastyNasQBxX]

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'They're my niggas, y'all is cissy niggas keeping a grudge
I don't give a fuck nigga, you can beat up with gloves
And if you want beef, fuck it you can meet up with Bugz'

Shit On You (Remix, D12 diss) - Royce Da 5'9"

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It was more cold and a shot to the gutt than a huge punchline. For those who knew who Bugz was would understand this.

Royce attacked D12 with crazy punchlines and buried them. That specific line was crazy....I was like when i heard it. They prolly never saw that cold punchline coming.

 

[Dead Soulja]

"I heard he was light skinned, stocky with a Haitian accent
Jewelery, fast cars and he's known for flashing
Listen while I take you back and lace this
rap
A real live tale about a snitch named Haitian Jack"

makaveli - "against all odds"


"You bustas wanna see me but you bustas can't come close
Because I'm ACE homies with Americas Most
Nigga miss me
I'm used to a hoe trying to kiss me
Now what gave your bitch ass enough heart to diss me?"

wc - "king of the hill"

 

[dedbrd]

that "king of the hill" one is from Mack 10, WC wasn't on "king of the hill"


i gotta use a Cassidy one from "the problem vs. the hustler"
"all that lip will get you and your man bodied, i'm the man, you a bitch in a man body"

and from "poison banana's" not sure which dude from MOB did this line...
"wait i put the heater to your hat, you g-unit ninja turtles cuz your leader is a rat"

 

[71Outlaw71]

I rock hoes ya'll rock fellas -Nas

Damn how'd I forget that

 

[Flipmo]

Royce attacked D12 with crazy punchlines and buried them. That specific line was crazy....I was like when i heard it. They prolly never saw that cold punchline coming.

I know. I shit all over myself when I heard that. Crazy shit. lol

 

[Zero Cool]

I shit all over myself when I heard that.

Does this often happen to you when you hear decent punchlines?

 

[PD_Thug]

^^ lol

 

[Jebus]

fuck it for old times sake

Fake rappers in videos leave me stressed//
I'd put on channel 2 if I wanted to C.B.S.(see bs)//

Without the H.I.V im positive you dont wanna test//
I leave rappers confused like homeless people on house arrest//

My hair's like lambs woll so fuck what your friend say//
you dont "wanna get off on the wrong foot" like Kunta Kinte//

you better have more "blindfolded faith" then a kidnapped version of biggies widow//

All chino XL

 

[WC Souldja]

You don't really want the drama nigga
You'll take more shots in your face then Madonna nigga
-Cassidy

fillin up niggaz with so much lead they can use their dick for a pencil
-Big L

 

[Mr.Deuce]

big l was the king...tha "punchline king"

 

[dimos06]

"I´m at your local newsstand jerk
While the only XXL you been in is your shirt"
Lloyd Banks, Just Another Day

"D Block got the kind of weapon Bush try to take from Saddam"
J-Hood, D Block to QB

"Ask around chicks say the boy is a freak
Cause I get more booty than toilet seats"
Locksmith, That´s right

"I´m so close to the million in cash that I can taste it
I´m the reason Rap City made the basement"
Yukmouth, Okay!

"I´m that weedhead sellin ex to e-heads
Make bitches eat dick so much they bring kneepads"
Yukmouth, Get Yo Money (Be A Thug Lord)

 

[cincyfinest]

my chain chuncky like granola bars so baby get yo snackin call my city clothes cause a nigga b puttin on

-yeroc

 

[cincyfinest]

my chain chuncky like granola bars so baby get yo snackin on/ call my city clothes cause a nigga b puttin on

-yeroc