Should I Be Scared??

ArtsyGirl

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Well driving home this morning I saw this old lady wearing a bright green coat walking a dog holding a RUSTY KNIFE!! Now can old people be dangerous with a weapon? :confused:

Anyone seen crazy old people doing crazy things? Tell me your stories..
 
One time there was this old lady walking down the street with a cane and I snatched it from under her and beat the living shit out of her... wait a minute, that isnt something crazy an old person did, THATS SOMETHING CRAZY I DID TO AN OLD PERSON LAWL
 
My Aunt' neighbor thinks he is Jesus. Sits on his porch all day with his long ass beard and his stomach wrinkles, so when he stands up he has tan lines from where they overlap, funny as hell. but the guy is like a millionaire too, he owns some art gallery but lives in Woodland, CA, town is broke as fuck, I dont understand it, so this guy lives in a poor area acts like he is poor sits on his porch thinking he is jesus and is a millionaire, crazy. But he owns the duplex that him and my Aunt share and he dont charge her so its all good.
 
Aristotle said:
My Aunt' neighbor thinks he is Jesus. Sits on his porch all day with his long ass beard and his stomach wrinkles, so when he stands up he has tan lines from where they overlap, funny as hell. but the guy is like a millionaire too, he owns some art gallery but lives in Woodland, CA, town is broke as fuck, I dont understand it, so this guy lives in a poor area acts like he is poor sits on his porch thinking he is jesus and is a millionaire, crazy. But he owns the duplex that him and my Aunt share and he dont charge her so its all good.

:laugh: Seems nice but crazy!
 
haha..well what happends if the knife was just from the butcher shop that the butcher borrowed from her because his knife was brocken and she was just bringing it back home because the butcher got his knife back but she didn't know how to carry it lol..

or another reasonable answer to this scence can be said as....MURDERER MURDERER lol

AND IF SHE SAW YOU..YOU'RE NEXT! lol... (and im serious about that..) pack you're bags and leave town lol..
 
ohh...you say it was a rusty knife?..well add in the part that she was picking the knife up from the butcher ONE YEAR AFTER she gave it to him..just add that in to the rest above..^^..too lazy to write it out again..lol
 
Well Ol' Uncle Junior did shoot Tony Soprano, thinking he was Little Pussy Malanga...but ofcourse thats just a TV show! Crazy old people are funny as hell. Also in Billy Madison when they light the flaming shit bag on the old mans porch and he stomps it out. Fuckin geezers
 

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