Save Toby the Bunny...(fucking hilarious)

[hizzle?]

http://www.savetoby.com/


poor bunny... here's the text and the pictures

Welcome,
Toby is the cutest little bunny on the planet. Unfortunately, he will DIE on November 6th, 2006 if you don.t help. I rescued him several months ago. I found him under my porch, soaking wet, injured from what appeared to be an attack from an alley cat. I took him in, thinking he had no chance to live from his injuries, but miraculously, he recovered. I have since spent several months nursing him to health. Toby is a fighter, that.s for sure.

Unfortunately, on November 6th, 2006, Toby will die. I am going to eat him. I am going to take Toby to a butcher to have him slaughter this cute bunny. I will then prepare Toby for a midsummer feast. I have several recipes under consideration, which can be seen, with some pretty graphic images, under the recipe section.

I don’t want to eat Toby, he is my friend, and he has always been the most loving, adorable pet. However, God as my witness, I will devour this little guy unless I sell 100,00 copies of my book, Save Toby: Only you have the power to save toby. You can help this poor, helpless bunny’s cause by purchasing the book online at Amazon.com by clicking HERE, or by purchasing merchandise at the Savetoby.com online store.
Here is the current status of donations for Toby, as of June 30th, 2005. Thanks to everyone who has contributed!
To see why the site has been changed recently, please check the updates section

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[AmerikazMost]

LMAO

people actually bought it too...there are reviews buy customers at amazon

 

[Duke]

ancient

 

[Butt Rubber]

so did he eat the bunny?

 

[Diaz]

Haha this is the funniest shit... too bad it's so old.

 

[Fataldawg]

LOL that shit was mad funny... If you read the book reviews at amazon one guy says he bought 4 "Save Toby" T-shirts.. lol!!

 

[_carmi]

old and soo retarded lol

 

[hizzle?]

Goood!!! i don't surf the net 24/7 all the time!!! it aint my fault if it's old!!!!

 

[Butt Rubber]

so did he eat him?

 

[ArtsyGirl]

Bunny under seige.. Worst attempt at making money yet, even worse is that it seemed to have worked lol