Rescuers Find Driver Unconscious With Pump Attached To His Penis

[Cown]

September 8, 2006 9:59 p.m. EST

Yvonne Lee - All Headline News Staff Reporter
Bratislava, Slovakia (AHN) - Rescuers in Slovakia find a driver who crashed into a bus unconscious, with a vacuum pump attached to his penis. Police say the 42-year-old man was half naked while driving an old Citroen in the town of Levice.
He crashed after ignoring a "give way" sign.
Police officer Peter Polak tells Reuters, "It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis."
He adds, "I've never seen anything like this, nor have my colleagues."
The man was hospitalized with head injuries.


http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7004799911

 

[S. Fourteen]

So, how does your head feel Cown? Good thing you made it out alive.

 

[Jokerman]

"auto-sex" is that like a pun?

Only in Bratislava.

 

[P.U.]

LOL, Tha good ol' Slovakia brothas

 

[Rahim]

The first thought that came into my mind after reading this was that this man is addicted to sex. But then again, it could be that someone placed the vacume pump on him afterwards lol..as wierd as that is..

 

[_carmi]

murder? or else the dude is retarded.. seriously auto-sex in your car while driving?

 

[SonOf2pac]

Only in Bratislava.

lol... i caught that :laugh:

 

[Cown]

So, how does your head feel Cown? Good thing you made it out alive.

Hell yeah, it's been one fucking crazy weekend, I can tell you that, and these damn chicks, they feel like they owe you something you know, I love it