rant. fatties annoy me

ill-matic

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because im a whore, working as a casual in this up market department store, they treat me like a bitch throwing me into whatever department that is short staffed.
today my wonderful deparrtment store adventures took me to the confectionary department, where i had to pack chocolates and sserve lollies to people. it was a busy day today and naturally this made me pretty shitty. i was in a foul mood.

after the tidal wave of sugar hungry customers subsided i thought i could have a 2 minute breather, so i wandered around the area a bit. i walked 10 metres and turned around to see if someone was waiting, and this fatty woman was waiting, her deep breathing creating mist on my counter.

this part of the day annoyed me. a heavy, fatty female, with her ample fatty bosoms resting on my counter, whilst her equally fatty breath was fogging up my damned glass counter. the fuck mang. she was so big she should have been sweating butter, or gravy, or some intensely fatty liquid.

anyway, i just kept thinking "havent you had enough, fatty", because she ruined my little breather. she then proceeds to ask me to package all these assortments of chocolates for her. im like goddamn. i shuddered @ the thought of her lounging in front of the tv in her Alf pyjama pants devouring those chocolates, and then brushing her teeth with nutella or peanut butter.

after this she went away.
 
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lol @ brushing teeth with peanut butter.
lmao :thumb:

i think most people think like this. her being fat doesn't destroy anything for you though, so i hope you can admit your annoyance is irrational. if it's any consolation, most fat people feel shame just from purchasing fatty goods.
 
When i worked in retail i hated the fatty girls cause they always flirted with me and they confused my friendliness with flirting back and that in return turned ugly when they would come back almost EVERY FUCKIN DAY. And then they would get all pissed when i showed them that i wasn't interested in their fat tonka truck ass!
 
hey i know a lot of nice over weight people, even though they breath hard and have the ability to fog up windows and glass counters they are really nice :thumb:
 
When i worked in retail i hated the fatty girls cause they always flirted with me and they confused my friendliness with flirting back and that in return turned ugly when they would come back almost EVERY FUCKIN DAY. And then they would get all pissed when i showed them that i wasn't interested in their fat tonka truck ass!

lmao that had me laughing
 
motherfucker. there are fatties, who've gotten so fat that their legs can't support the weight, so they go on about their sugar shopping in a electric wheel chair. bitch, use a manuel, damn. I just wish they would watch where theyre going. flabby motherfuckers.
 
OBESITY IS KILLING AMERICA. I was saying this just the other day at work. Fat fucking shits. You should be ashamed of yourself for letting your fat pre-teen kids get that way. All that fucking junk you cook for them.
 
OBESITY IS KILLING AMERICA. I was saying this just the other day at work. Fat fucking shits. You should be ashamed of yourself for letting your fat pre-teen kids get that way. All that fucking junk you cook for them.

yeah that's why two thirds of the country is overweight and like 20 percent are obese - fucking ridiculous numbers
 

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