Pools filled with sperm can be dangerous…???

[kastro]

A 13 year-old girl got impregnated during a trip to Egypt. Unfortunately, her mother is borderline retarded and thinks the girl got knocked up because of semen hanging out in the hotel swimming pool and is now suing the hotel......LMMAO hahaha cant believe her mother could be that stupid check the story out


A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant – from using the swimming pool.
Magdalena Kwiatkowska’s 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel’s mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: “The mother is adamant that her daughter didn’t meet any boys while she was there.

“She is determined to go ahead with the case.”

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.

 

[vg4030]

Maybe she sat on one of those jets?

 

[Bobby Sands]

A 13 year-old girl got impregnated during a trip to Egypt. Unfortunately, her mother is borderline retarded and thinks the girl got knocked up because of semen hanging out in the hotel swimming pool and is now suing the hotel......LMMAO hahaha cant believe her mother could be that stupid check the story out


A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant – from using the swimming pool.
Magdalena Kwiatkowska’s 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel’s mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: “The mother is adamant that her daughter didn’t meet any boys while she was there.

“She is determined to go ahead with the case.”

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.

well Masta does like to jerk off in swimming pools so you never know.

 

[kastro]

^^ haha i thought he would lolz

 

[Ristol]

This smacks of urban legend.

 

[_streethop101]

Lmao, that's great. "No, mom, I didn't fuck anyone...must've been when I went swimming!"
"Well, that makes perfect sense!"

Wish that shit had worked when I was a kid...
"No, mom, I wasn't smoking weed, it must be in my system because of Global Warming and illegal immigrants!"




Isn't sperm sterile once it hits oxygen, anyway?