Paintball

Stred

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Anyone ever been?

Great fun. God damm it hurts though. I went yesterday with 10 or so mates. We payed $50 each for 3 hours and 200 pellets, but you use them up really quickly so i bought another 200 for $40.
We were split up into 2 teams with a bunch of randoms as well and played a series of games such as capture the flag, blow up your oppositions tower and capture the castle. All set in different fields out in the bush.

Each game runs for about 15 minutes with the first 2 minutes reincarnation time, which just means if you get shot in the first 2 minutes your not out and keep playing. Once your hit you hold up your hand and walk off the field.

I have a few war wounds here and there and it didn't help that I went out till 5 in the morning the night before hand coz I struggled to run. One bruise was from my own team mate. We won the game so he shot me in the back for a laugh from a couple of meters away (your not meant to shot any closer than 8 meters). Fuck it hurt! I dropped straight to the ground and the prick was just laughing at me, so as soon as i got my breath back I turned around and unloaded on him. Hit him 3 times in the arm and one in the head. Fucker now has a black and blue arm and lump on his head lol.

It was all worth it though and I definitely recommend you try it.
 
Yeah, i was considering trying it but what puts me off is the prize.

Should be a lot of fun though.
 
Next time you go skirmish you call me, I'll bring a couple more victims with me and teach you all how it's done. I go all "If it shoots we can kill it," Ahnuld Predator style.

Seriously if the "sport" wasnt filled with a bunch of World Of Warcraft/Halo geeks I'd consider joining a proper team.
 
omg, I love paintball!

The one was that was close to me was closed, so I didn't go. But there were no teams, I would always fuck up my friends. ahahaha.

I went to meet up my friends once, but their car got stranded on the freeway, so I went up against some army dudes and tore them up.

Oh, i miss those days. :(
 
Next time you go skirmish you call me, I'll bring a couple more victims with me and teach you all how it's done. I go all "If it shoots we can kill it," Ahnuld Predator style.

Seriously if the "sport" wasnt filled with a bunch of World Of Warcraft/Halo geeks I'd consider joining a proper team.

haha its on! we plan to go again in a month or two, I'll let you know.
 
I played once but was crying with laughter at these people who are dead serious about it, buying full equipment, using walkie-talkie and screaming "alpha, bravo gogogo", "delta down!! retreat! Taking heavy fire!" etc.
Like Rukas and Froggy said - all those 'commandos' are really funny.
 
I've gone probably 3 or 4 times. Shit is super fun. This one time we went there these 3 or 4 dudes dressed up in camoflauge with super expensive guns, etc. One of my buddies that I went with made the mistake of not getting coveralls that time. After 3 rounds his hands, legs and arms were bleeding, it was fuckin hilarius to watch him scream every time he got hit.
 

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