Outlaw spray bottles!

[Bender]

I work in restaurants. The worst thing is the world is when you get a dumb waiter, in a restaurant, that goes to the table next to you
with a chemical spray bottle and cloth, and starts spraying shit right next to where you are eating. That is fucking ignorant.

I'm writing to my MP to get spray bottles outlawed in restaurants.

 

[Rukas]

I hate that. I usually tell them "Im eating, do you mind?"

I hate when they start clearing your table when youre not done yet lol. Asian places do that if you order a lot of little dishes. I like my shit to stack!!!

I just dont like being disturbed when I am eating.

 

[Bender]

... I just dont like being disturbed when I am eating.

This reminds me of watching wild life programmes. Where a group of lions are feasting on a fresh zebra carcass, and then the scavengers start to approach slowly. Only to get a big paw to the face from the lions.

I dislike being disturbed when I'm eating, That's why I tell someone on the phone that someone else is eating if at home. Call back later. You don't wanna hear me chewing up my chicken caesar salad while I'm talking to you.

I exchanged blows with a security guard once while in my local shopping mall consuming a freshly made cooplands sandwich. So what I was blocking a fire exit. He could have just left me alone and not gotten tuna mayo all up in his eyes and face.

Someone spraying chemicals near your food is worse than smoking at the next table imo. It shouldn't happen, and won't when I get my own restaurant.

 

[dillaxx]

This reminds me of watching wild life programmes. Where a group of lions are feasting on a fresh zebra carcass, and then the scavengers start to approach slowly. Only to get a big paw to the face from the lions.

I dislike being disturbed when I'm eating, That's why I tell someone on the phone that someone else is eating if at home. Call back later. You don't wanna hear me chewing up my chicken caesar salad while I'm talking to you.

I exchanged blows with a security guard once while in my local shopping mall consuming a freshly made cooplands sandwich. So what I was blocking a fire exit. He could have just left me alone and not gotten tuna mayo all up in his eyes and face.

Someone spraying chemicals near your food is worse than smoking at the next table imo. It shouldn't happen, and won't when I get my own restaurant.

so what you're suggesting is that i should swipe hard at the waiter's eyes like a lion?? that might be fun... maybe i can douse the imaginary fire on his face with the cup of tea.... oooo, im going to china wok right now!!!

 

[Bender]

so what you're suggesting is that i should swipe hard at the waiter's eyes like a lion??

I wouldn't recommend it in public. But if someone sabotages your picnic area on the plains, down the fool with your canned beef tin.

 

[Chronic]

I thought the OUTLAWZ were coming out with a new line of spray bottles.

 

[dillaxx]

I wouldn't recommend it in public. But if someone sabotages your picnic area on the plains, down the fool with your canned beef tin.

why would i be picnicing on the plains?

 

[Bender]

^ well you wouldn't be picnicing in a restaurant would you? I was speaking hypothetically.

 

[dillaxx]

^ well you wouldn't be picnicing in a restaurant would you? I was speaking hypothetically.

thought it was an Auburn reference.. "the lovliest village on the plains"

 

[Bender]

I was thinking more lions hunting on the open plains.

 

[Snowman]

I work in restaurants. The worst thing is the world is when you get a dumb waiter, in a restaurant, that goes to the table next to you
with a chemical spray bottle and cloth, and starts spraying shit right next to where you are eating. That is fucking ignorant.

I'm writing to my MP to get spray bottles outlawed in restaurants.

Waiters and Waitresses are not suppose to spray those bottles when your eating. thats a violation of a health code, the chemicals can wind up spraying on your utensils or you breath it in.

the time to clean the tables is when theres no customers sitting at any tables. either when business is slow or after you close.

what the restaurant help should do is when the customer is done eating they carry an small bucket of soap and water and a cloth wipe the booth and table and chairs. that works just as good or better than a spray bottle.

 

[Bender]

Waiters and Waitresses are not suppose to spray those bottles when your eating. thats a violation of a health code, the chemicals can wind up spraying on your utensils or you breath it in.

the time to clean the tables is when theres no customers sitting at any tables. either when business is slow or after you close.

what the restaurant help should do is when the customer is done eating they carry an small bucket of soap and water and a cloth wipe the booth and table and chairs. that works just as good or better than a spray bottle.

I'm all for a bucket, or a rag with switches!


Seriously, when I get the time off work I'm going to slight research this, look into health and safety regulations, and write a letter to my local MP. Or even better, if I can find the name/address of the major MP that deals with this kind of thing here in the UK, then I will pen it to them.

It's out of order. Ain't nobody got any right to go spraying chemicals around where people are eating, even if they are 'employees'.

I'd like to speak to Gordon Ramsay on this subject, I bet he'd agree with me. Fuck it, I'm going to start a protest.