One of the funniest retards ever

amajn

Im A MotherFucker Literally!
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"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."~Mike tyson

"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."~Mike Tyson

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."~Mike Tyson

"I felt Holyfield was using his head illegally. I told the referee I wasn't getting any help, so I went back to the streets. I cannot defend it, but it happened."~Mike tyson

"I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."~Mike Tyson

"When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it."~Mike Tyson

"I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."~Mike Tyson

“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”~Mike Tyson

"Fear is your best friend or your worst enemy. It's like fire. If you can control it, it can cook for you; it can heat your house. If you can't control it, it will burn everything around you and destroy you." ~Mike Tyson

"I think the average person thinks I'm a f**king nut and I deserve whatever happens to me. That's what I believe."~Mike Tyson

"Yeah, I'm on that Zoloft thing; but I'm doin' that so I don't kill YOU." ~Mike Tyson (to the media)

"Without discipline, no matter how good you are, you are nothing! One day, and I might not be around; you're going to meet a tough guy who takes your best shot. He'll keep coming because he's tough. Don't get discouraged. That's when the discipline comes in."~Mike Tyson

"I just want to conquer people and their souls." ~Mike tyson




Dont get me wrong dude has power and can Box kinda. When he isnt eating body parts for real why bite dudes ear off when You gotta know its gonna cost you your career bottom line homeboy was getting fucked up and went into bitch mode. Holyfield vs Bates should be good im not even a crazy boxing fan but i enjoy a good fight anyone else?
 

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