I wish I could hang up on people at my job when they call
Customer service is really starting to get worse and worse.
Ring, ring
Thank you for calling "insert store name here" for assistance in English press one or stay online, para ayudar en espanol selección número dos.
*press one*
Thank you for calling "insert store name here" our menu has recently changed, please listen to the following options so we will be able to assist you better.
*list of a thousand options except for customer service*
and it keeps going