Oh my....

[dilla]

Crocodile on plane kills 19 passengers | News.com.au

 

[Flipmo]

Get these mother fucken crocs, off my mother fucken plane!

 

[ARon]

The title is so misleading. Would have been cool if the croc did that actual killing

 

[Duke]

Yes, read this this afternoon. It's tragic of course, but....lmao.

The sad thing was that the croc survived the crash but they shot it afterwards. Poor fucking beastie.

It also said it crawled out of a piece of luggage. Really, how big can this croc have been? I'm not Steve Irwin either but shit, it hardly sounds like a real man-killer on the loose.

 

[Jokerman]

I think crocs were responsible for 9/11 too.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

A big sports bag but in crocodile size that must have been tiny. Why the fuck would you panic and storm the cockpit? Also the guy is a douche for not wrapping shut the jaws and or tranquilizing it but mostly for taking a croc with him on a plane.

 

[Duke]

I would've leapt on that croc like a true hero.

 

[Flipmo]

^ I believe him.

I've seen him once beat the Yeti at checkers and tell the Loch Ness monster to fuck himself after he didn't pay his half of the tab at the corner pub.

True story.

 

[Jokerman]

I would've leapt on that croc like a true hero.

You still wouldn't be as badass as Prince.

 

[masta247]

You still wouldn't be as badass as Prince.

Yup, Prince would rape the croc. In the mouth.

 

[dilla]

I never thought about offsetting the balance of a plane before. Obviously, this was a smaller one, but I wonder if the same would happen on a 767 or something.

 

[Pittsey]

I was on a flight from New York To San Francisco once. It was a small plane took about 50 people. There was only about 10 of us. We had to spread out. SO I guess it's pretty important to balance the load.

 

[dilla]

I was very sad with life this past summer. I was so scared to go home to my parents and talk about school and my future, I was hoping for a few days before the flight that it went down and I didn't need to talk to them. Sitting in the terminal, same thing. Taking off the runway, same thing. During the flight, same thing. Time to land. We catch a nasty tailwind right at the tip of the runway. The nose of the plane was about 45 degrees to the right of the runway and I about shat myself.

Never wished for the same thing again. I am such a pussy.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

^Yeah if only you stayed consistent you would've died.

 

[dilla]

Yeah, which made me realize that I didn't really want to die.