oh mi god i just ran from cops and laughed in there face

[GhostOfRazgriz]

anyways i was at the park in my neighborhood and me and my friends were doing these loud ass firecrackers i have and some bitch called the police and said it sounded like we were shooting a .22 or small caliber handgun anyways we just smoked weed and i told my retard friends to go in the woods if they wanted to light he firecrackers to make them less hearable anyways some black cop dude came back there started talking to us thinkin we hada gun we just made up some bullshit story he asked me my address i told him and he asked again like 6 times atleast so i figured out he wudnt remember it so i was like fuck it im running we tossed the shit in our pockets when we saw the cops coming and we were jsut waiting for the right moment they searched us and some way they found nothing the white dude was cool and didnt care but the black dude was gay and trying to impress the white guy to get a promotion or some shit and he was bout to put us in the car anyways i was just saying stupid stuff and it was pissin the black guy off and when i thought the time was right i tapped my friends and we took off back i nthe park they started chasing us through the woods i was like fuck the police yall pussys wont chase us in the water so i jumped i nthe elizabeth river and started swimming they were pussys just standing there telling us to come back i swam to my house

oh yea and when they were seachign us some homeless dude was walkin down the street and he was like a crackhead and he was like heheheh lil kids

 

[Cooper]

fuck runnin and jumpin into water...didnt u get your shit wet?

 

[PuffnScruff]

LMAO! wtf? you crazy kids

 

[GhostOfRazgriz]

i had no shit, if u mean weed we smoked it all. the firecrackers we were done with and we started wlaking back when we saw police

 

[The.Menace]

If u had nothing why would you run? Plus do you think firework is gangsta?

 

[Cooper]

i had no shit, if u mean weed we smoked it all. the firecrackers we were done with and we started wlaking back when we saw police

weed/wallet/phone

 

[GhostOfRazgriz]

there is nothing gangsta about fireowrks. i ran because we were high and wasnt sure if theyd be able to tell. and i wasnt sure if my friends had anything o nthem. plus i ran because i knew i could get away

 

[GhostOfRazgriz]

weed/wallet/phone

empty bag yes but the bag was made from the wrapping of a ciggarette package by the dude i boguht it from wallet yes and i didnt have a phone but my friends did as far as i know there phones were miraculously fine

 

[Cooper]

after mine visted the swimming pool it lasted two days. then the inside corroded.

 

[Mr.Deuce]

You Are A Gangster Now!
Go Get A Record Deal.

 

[Illuminattile]

If I'm not too late I'd like to purchase the movie rights to this fascinating story.

 

[Ghetto_Ghost]

LOL
you suck at runnin from the police

 

[xplaya]

Haha shot dude. I member running fron the Police back in hood days.
It was a mean rush.

 

[Dante]

you really need to use your . key.

there is nothing gangsta about fireowrks. i ran because we were high and wasnt sure if theyd be able to tell. and i wasnt sure if my friends had anything o nthem. plus i ran because i knew i could get away

if you're on your own property, you can be caught high on anything on the planet and it's not illegal. possession is illegal, but being under the influence on your own property (if you're not doing something illegal) is not. either way, running from the cops over fireworks is a pretty stupid move. risking a felony if they decide to pursue you just because you're high and stupid isn't really admirable.

 

[Vaudeville]

I think we just found our man! :thumb:

 

[Humorraz]

If i was the black cop, i would have unloaded a bullet into the back of your head just to see you sieze up and die


punk kids...

pz

 

[vg4030]

frikkin kids

 

[Prize Gotti]

if you want to have a laugh at the cops say "Officer, could you arrest me if I called you a cunt?", his obvivious answer is Yes. Then turn to him and say "Ok then, could you arrest me If I think you are a cunt?", To which the answer is "No". Turn to him once again and say "well I think you are a cunt then". I said this so many times, most cops will laugh if I pull it off right.

 

[Saint33]

ur pretty dumb, u cudda jus explained the whole thing, the cops wudda gave u lil speech bout fireworks and then they wudda been on ther way. Cops don waste ther time bustin kids that r high, especially since thers no real proof.

 

[Vaudeville]

FFS, he's 14 he would have been taken home to his parents by the police, maybe a spanking and no tv for a week.