Office pranks

[shattered dreams]

So anyways after he sits and jumps up reading that..he'll go crazy and run home or the doctors. Over the next week he'll be getting tests done..showing if he has aids or not. He'll be in a total fucked up state of mind. While he does that, send him a card saying: "This is payback for the wasabi bitch. Got yah!"

imagine if he gets tested, and really had aids.

 

[Jibster]

Then have a good laff over it at a local pub.

I thought it was only the UK which called them pubs?

Prize Gotti's been watchin the Office i see, put his stapler in jelly!

Or, a good one i pulled, get a mingin mixtues of unmixed coffee, cold water and sugar and pour it over his car. It's all crystalises together and is a real bitch to get off. :thumb:

 

[Killa]

nah nah u know what 2 do, i dunno if u get them there but can get those plants that make u ITCH like propa bad.. get a bunch of them rub them on his face, and put them down his trouses he will be itching and those small spots will apear all over his face for like a whole day..

if thats not hardcore enuff then throw acid on his face

 

[SiGh]

ruk let us know wut u plan on doing.

 

[SiGh]

I thought it was only the UK which called them pubs?

Prize Gotti's been watchin the Office i see, put his stapler in jelly!

Or, a good one i pulled, get a mingin mixtues of unmixed coffee, cold water and sugar and pour it over his car. It's all crystalises together and is a real bitch to get off. :thumb:

nah we got pubs here too. imean we call em here too.

 

[Gambler]

Best prank ever:

Invite him and a couple other people to the movies. Pick out a row of where you wanna sit b4 hand. So when you guys walk in..you can be like oh lets sit there. Tell every1 to meet you there. You on the otherhand get to the movie theater 20mins b4 every1 else arrives. Go over to the seat you want him to sit in and stick a needle/pin sticking upwards. So when he sits..it'll poke him in the ass. Right under the needle/pin on a piece of tape or just on the seat, write: "Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDs, bitch."

Of course the other people thats coming to the movies will have be in on this..so you guys can work together and seat him at the right seat without him knowing.

So anyways after he sits and jumps up reading that..he'll go crazy and run home or the doctors. Over the next week he'll be getting tests done..showing if he has aids or not. He'll be in a total fucked up state of mind. While he does that, send him a card saying: "This is payback for the wasabi bitch. Got yah!"

Then have a good laff over it at a local pub. And let us know how it went ruk. Its a lil work..but if u wanna git him good..this is a really good way.

you seriously have something wrong with you. making someone think they have a disease like AIDS is not a joke. thats just pathetic. i really can't believe you would think that is funny and people involved would have a laugh at the local pub... idiot.

 

[Synful*Luv]

Office pranks? Hmmm. . .let's see. . . for something mild, you can always do little annoying things like glue his pens to the bottom of his pen holder, or you can post it note his desk, like completely cover his entire desk in post it notes, hide his computer/chair/telephone, those are things that are mild that can be annoying and humorous to everyone except for him.

 

[Mr Marz]

i called this guy up and pretended to be one of his clients. i started screwing with him cuz i knew he didnt know the business that well, and i made him think that the deal was dead. turns out he wound up killing himself but thats a different story....

 

[dubk]

if he has a desk right next to someone else, this one will work.

Take his mouse and disconnect it from the computer and have the guy at the desk next to him have his mouse connected to the computer. When the guy is working on a document or something, start click on icons and internet explorer or whatever. He'll not have a clue what was going on and will not only look like an idiot around you guys but IT will also have a big laugh.

The best time to do this is when he leaves to go to the bathroom or something.

 

[_carmi]

Best prank ever:

Invite him and a couple other people to the movies. Pick out a row of where you wanna sit b4 hand. So when you guys walk in..you can be like oh lets sit there. Tell every1 to meet you there. You on the otherhand get to the movie theater 20mins b4 every1 else arrives. Go over to the seat you want him to sit in and stick a needle/pin sticking upwards. So when he sits..it'll poke him in the ass. Right under the needle/pin on a piece of tape or just on the seat, write: "Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDs, bitch."

Of course the other people thats coming to the movies will have be in on this..so you guys can work together and seat him at the right seat without him knowing.

So anyways after he sits and jumps up reading that..he'll go crazy and run home or the doctors. Over the next week he'll be getting tests done..showing if he has aids or not. He'll be in a total fucked up state of mind. While he does that, send him a card saying: "This is payback for the wasabi bitch. Got yah!"

Then have a good laff over it at a local pub. And let us know how it went ruk. Its a lil work..but if u wanna git him good..this is a really good way.

that is soooo wrong. really.

 

[ARon]

Yeah but if you REALLY want to get back at someone that is not a bad idea.
Thats not even a prank really, thats like a form of torture. The guy thinks his life is over til he gets tests back, man thats fucked up.

"She got hit by a bus, Go Greyhound'

 

[SiGh]

lmao..cmon itz funny tho.

 

[Freedom Froggy]

i called this guy up and pretended to be one of his clients. i started screwing with him cuz i knew he didnt know the business that well, and i made him think that the deal was dead. turns out he wound up killing himself but thats a different story....

am i the only person who read this?

 

[SiGh]

lol we read it too. but wasnt popular enuff to make the the forum media.

 

[Mr Marz]

thats not why he killed himself... he found out it was joke and tried to get me back... he put hand lotion on my phone reciever. guess he didnt think that joke through.

 

[_carmi]

thats not why he killed himself... he found out it was joke and tried to get me back... he put hand lotion on my phone reciever. guess he didnt think that joke through.

i feel like a retard here cuz i dont get it..

 

[SiGh]

i feel like a retard here cuz i dont get it..

get in line and join the group. i dunno wut happnd there either!