Nude Man In Ski Mask Enters Sandwich Shop

[2pacnbiggie]

Nude Man in Ski Mask Enters Sandwich Shop Fri Aug 5, 5:07 PM ET



SPENCER, Iowa - A man who police say showed up at a sandwich shop wearing nothing but a ski mask will face several charges once he's released from the hospital, police said Thursday.

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Mathias Kout, 55, of Spencer, walked into a Subway about 11 p.m. Wednesday without any clothes on — except for the mask.

He didn't stay long and he didn't order anything, Police Chief Mike Lashbrook said.

A woman was working at the counter when Kout walked in, Lashbrook said.

Not long after, the woman's boyfriend walked in and Kout left, he said.

Police spotted a pickup truck described as the one Kout left in. During a chase, Kout lost control and crashed, Lashbrook said.

Kout was taken to a local hospital, where he remained Thursday. Hospital officials did not release any information about his condition.

Lashbrook said he doesn't believed Kout intended to rob the restaurant. He wasn't armed, the chief said.

"I'm not sure what he would rob it with," he said.

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Information from: KICD-AM, http://www.kicdam.com

 

[Synful*Luv]

So maybe the guy had just tried out some enhancement pills and he wanted to see the reaction of complete strangers to see if the pills made his penis larger or not.

And I'd say that they did since he crashed, what probably happened was his penis was now so large that it got stuck between the floor and the brake pedal and he couldn't bring his car to a hault.

 

[devils_advok8]

So maybe the guy had just tried out some enhancement pills and he wanted to see the reaction of complete strangers to see if the pills made his penis larger or not.

And I'd say that they did since he crashed, what probably happened was his penis was now so large that it got stuck between the floor and the brake pedal and he couldn't bring his car to a hault.

Aah, thinkin of the worst and hopin for the best huh?

 

[Duke]

"I'm not sure what he would rob it with," he said.

Heh, i can think of something

 

[Quasimodo]

lmao wtf, thats some odd shit!

 

[HitEmUpOutDaParK]

And I'd say that they did since he crashed, what probably happened was his penis was now so large that it got stuck between the floor and the brake pedal and he couldn't bring his car to a hault.

eek, no wonder he's still in the hospital

 

[Mr.Deuce]

lol..