New space voyage vows to break a guinness world records - Exclusive!

[Bender]

Two astronauts by the names of Paddy Burke and Murphy Brown are preparing for the ultimate voyage in space history. They are set to visit the biggest planet in our solar system by means of space travel. It has long been debated as to weather the sun is an actual planet or a star. But in common astrology, and to many scientists, the sun is considered as a planet. The Irish agree with this, and have vowed to make world history and make the first ever human voyage to the sun. The details were released in a recent press conference, NASA was not too keen on their idea and chose not to invest in it. The russians on the other hand played a different card and told the Irish they would die trying to reach the sun. Paddy assured them 'you must think I am stupid, we have done all the necessary research, and we plan to go at night time.'

 

[Caesar]

Hhahahaha LOL

 

[Tha Thug Poet]

Lmao... the bad part is there are people who are that retarded

 

[SicC]

I see the attempt, but I just doesnt do it for me.

pz