New Game : Invent a sexual position without describing it...

[hizzle?]

Like the title says... invent a name for a sexual position, no need to describe it.

I saw this on the IGN forum and it went 12 pages in less than an hour so I guess you sick fucks can do that in less than 10 minutes


anyways heres a few ideas


The one-man orgy

The Geronimo

The Rock Bottom

The Malasyan Mudslap

The C-Dub


now, continue please

 

[THEV1LL4N]

u can give it any sort of name, and people wont have a clue how you got the name.

e.g. i could call a position "The hizzle?" or sumthin like that, and you wont know how i came up wiv it.

 

[hizzle?]

eh... so the fuck what, you can find some names that imply some sort of sick sexual fantasy or you can just give a stupid name...

do you really have to be rational all the time? no.

 

[Tru Principle]

The Rizzlian Suction

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

The Gayster. (no homo)

 

[Preach]

The Rizzlian Suction

lol

the bomb

 

[Jokerman]

The Mark Deez (yes homo)

 

[DEA]

50 Brand New Sex Positions
http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=3471&SectionID=1

 

[Flipmo]

The Balkan breakfast.

 

[hizzle?]

loolll^^^

Bronco's buster

 

[SiGh]

the.thuggienator.



the.winkielicious.

no.homo.to.both.of.them.

 

[Jeremy]

The Face Painter.

 

[hizzle?]

the ass muncher

 

[Salar]

The South African Rodeo

This is an actual sex position (sort of)

And i'm going to describe it because it's way too funny:

When your having sex in doggy style... just before you cum, u tell the girl that u have aids... and then u grip on for dear life..

 

[ItsmeyaC]

^ thats harsher than 2pac gettin killed man

 

[hizzle?]

^^ that wasnt that funny lolll

Nice one Salar.


"The Dirty Colombian".................. if this existed, yes it would imply sniffing an ass.

 

[realBOSTON]

The Egyptian Benchpress

 

[SonOf2pac]

Trapped In The Closet