My upper body?

not really ken

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Does anyone else have this 'problem'. My left side is slgihtly lower and more built than my right side which is slightly higher and the chest has a slightly differetn shape! You know its just not symmetrical. Anyone else like this?
 
Not much, though i notice that through years of playing tennis my right arm is noticably thicker around the biceps area than the left. it doesnt stand out, but its obvious when you pay attention to it.
 
my right arm is built,while my left arm is just flat,i guess u all know what thats from :p j/p

yea sometimes people get that problem. just weight lift and add more resistance to the left side of your body until they are even. thats the only way its gonna get even.
 
Most muscles on the left side of my body are thicker for some reason, especially mt triceps. A personal trainer once told me it was because I'm right handed, and that's how it is with most people who are right handed...yeah i know it's fucked up.
 
Ken, you have asymmetric ribs. Asymmetric ribs are common. There's many variations on the common theme. Two ribs can be fused together on one side. You might be missing a rib on one side, one rib might be a different length, etc. It's usually something to do with the floating ribs. If you suck in your stomach, look at the rib bulges on the bottom of the rib cage just over and on each side of the belly. Is one side shaped somewhat differently than the other? Maybe even sticks out more? You can tell better if you're skinny.
 
I tend to work on my right arm/side more because I play sports (baseball/football), and I'm right handed and I use my right hand more in those sports. So I am quite the opposite
 
Ur a crazy fucker...lol
But you know what, you right, my left pectoral is slightly bigger than the other!!!!

what the fuck you know about that....
 
Jokerman said:
Ken, you have asymmetric ribs. Asymmetric ribs are common. There's many variations on the common theme. Two ribs can be fused together on one side. You might be missing a rib on one side, one rib might be a different length, etc. It's usually something to do with the floating ribs. If you suck in your stomach, look at the rib bulges on the bottom of the rib cage just over and on each side of the belly. Is one side shaped somewhat differently than the other? Maybe even sticks out more? You can tell better if you're skinny.
lol, hole in one.
One of my ribs does seem to be missing. on my rights side. there's juist a big dint there. :eek:
 
A girl in love asked her boyfriend: "Tell me, who do you love most in this world?"

"You, of course!"

"In your heart, what am I to you?"

The boy thought for a moment and looked intently in her eyes and said, "You are my rib. In the Bible, it was said that God saw that Adam was lonely. During his sleep, God took one of Adam's rib and created Eve. Every man has been searching for his missing rib. Only when you find the woman of your life will you no longer feel the lingering ache in your heart."

After their wedding, the couple had a sweet and happy life for a while. However, the youthful couple began to drift apart due to the busy schedule of life and the never-ending worries of daily problems. Their life became mundane. All the challenges posed by the harsh realities of life began to gnaw away at their dreams and love for each other. The couple began to have more quarrels, and each quarrel became more heated.

One day, after a quarrel, the girl ran out of the house. At the opposite side of the road, she shouted, "You don't love me!" The boy hated her childishness, and out of impulse retorted, "Maybe it was a mistake for us to be together! You were never my missing rib!"

Suddenly, she turned quiet and stood there for a long while. He regretted what he said, but words spoken are like thrown away water -- you can never take them back. With tears, she went home to pack her things and was determined on breaking up.

Before she left the house, the girl said, "If I'm really not your missing rib, then please let me go." She continued, "It is less painful this way. Let us go on our separate ways and search for our own partners."

Five years went by. He never remarried but he had tried to find out about her life indirectly. She had left the country and came back. She had married a foreigner and divorced. He felt anguished that she never waited for him. In the dark and lonely night, he lit his cigarette and felt the lingering ache in his heart. He couldn't bring himself to admit that he was missing her.

One day they finally met -- at the airport -- a place where there were many reunions and good-byes. He was going away on a business trip. She was standing there alone, with just the security door separating them. She smiled at him gently.

(b): "How are you?"

(g): "I'm fine. How about you. Have you found your missing rib?"

(b): "No."

(g): "I'll be flying to New York on the next flight."

(b): "I'll be back in 2 weeks time."

(g): "Give me a call when you get back. You know my number. Nothing has changed." With a smile, she turned around and waved good-bye.

One week later, he heard of her death. She had perished in New York -- in the event that shocked the world.

Midnight. Once again, he lit his cigarette. And like before, he felt the lingering ache in his heart. He finally knew that she was the missing rib that he had so carelessly broken.
 
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said, " I was going to give you a companion and it would be a woman."

God continues:

"This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed.

Adam asked God, " What would a woman like this cost me??"

God said, "An arm and a leg."

Adam asked, "What can I get for just a rib???"

And now you know...the rest of the story. :)
 
not really ken said:
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said, " I was going to give you a companion and it would be a woman."

God continues:

"This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed.

Adam asked God, " What would a woman like this cost me??"

God said, "An arm and a leg."

Adam asked, "What can I get for just a rib???"

And now you know...the rest of the story. :)

LOL :D
 
not really ken said:
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said, " I was going to give you a companion and it would be a woman."

God continues:

"This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed.

Adam asked God, " What would a woman like this cost me??"

God said, "An arm and a leg."

Adam asked, "What can I get for just a rib???"

And now you know...the rest of the story. :)


:D:D:D:D
 
CalcuoCuchicheo said:
Was I the only person waiting for the punchline in Jokerman's story.....?
It didn't have a punchline. That was a true story that happened to me.

And the only thing they found to identify her with was a rib, which they gave to me.
 

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