My next door neighbors gay!

[Crunkadelic]

Well I dont know, I just dont like him. He's a bitch.

His water-sprinklers get my driveway all wet and shit. The leaves from his trees fall and blow right in my yard. His dog barks at me all the time with such disrespect. I can smell the dog shit in his backyard all the way in my front yard. I let him borrow a weed-wacker; a few months later, he's tryna sell it at his garage sale. He got some loud-ass, irritatin chimes hanging on the side of his house (coincidentally the side my house is on), which are hanging right above his AC unit, which has a fan that blows upwards assumingly to the damn chimes. And who needs an alarm clock when your next neighbor won't buy a new fan belt for his car to stop that loud screeching sound? The muthafuckah leaves every morning to go to work at like 4am.

All of this bullshit happens, and the only thing he can say to me when he sees me is "hey there, buddy!" Man, that damn faggot muthafuckah! And Im supposed ta love thy neighbor? Naaaw, cuuuuz! Fuck dat muthafuckah.

 

[Diaz]

Did I hear the word gay?

*Pulls out extermination device*

Where are the pests sir? :thumb:

 

[2PacThug4Life]

haha

 

[Ghetto_Ghost]

sneak into his yard one night and steal his chimes. thats one problem solved.

 

[vg4030]

print all that stuff you wrote and post it through his door..
with a big basket of muffins.. im sure he'll come around :thumb:

 

[Jokerman]

Buy him a new fan belt

 

[one mc on dj]

say you are for gay marriage...

 

[b.i.g.p.oceekay]

i want him dead!!! i want his family dead!!

 

[kingdizzy]

just a thought, but did you ever consider the fact that the way you are being prejudice towards gays is basically what was going on with african americans back in the 40's n shit? next time you think about arabs as terrorists, gays as fags, just think about how much shit HAS NOT changed since early 20th century...

 

[AnarchistFunk]

just a thought, but did you ever consider the fact that the way you are being prejudice towards gays is basically what was going on with african americans back in the 40's n shit? next time you think about arabs as terrorists, gays as fags, just think about how much shit HAS NOT changed since early 20th century...

you cant compare those

gay, is a sexual preferance, you are not born that way, animal fuckers arent born animal fuckers they just like it, same with child molesters etc, its a choice people make

you dont chose to be born into a race

 

[Lost Tapes]

Say if you go to his house asking for something you need make sure you wear a t-shirt, saying on the front in big bold letters ''Im A Homophobic''

 

[Maverick-old-account]

i want him dead!!! i want his family dead!!

i want his house burnt to the ground!!

 

[Kareem]

omg heres goes another homosexual lovers thread, told ya about ever week ta 2 weeks this shit pops up, i say take a shit on his porch an piss in his gas tank.

 

[imported_MAKaveli_10]

Damn I find neighbors like that really annoying. I can relate to you. My neighbor has a dog and its always barking and shitting all over the place. The shit stinks soo bad, I cant play basketball in my backyard anymore. But I would just steal his chimes and break his ac unit. Also I would go buy him a fan belt, then you can sleep at night.

 

[7 Syns]

Its those who usually hit out at gays in a bashing manner, whom are closet homosexuals themselves. crunkadelic, something u wanna share?

peace.

 

[vg4030]

i want his house burnt to the ground!!

i wanna go to his house in the middle of the night and piss on the ashes!

 

[Crunkadelic]

Whoa, whoa whoa, ey'body, WHOA! Dont get it twisted. I love lesbians and bisexual women, so I certainly can't be a gay-basher or a homophobe. And I even been a gay club once - my car broke down and I went inside to use their phone to call a toll truck; Ive been in a lesbian bar twice and kicked it there - would a homophobic person do things like that? In fact I support gay marriage - I see nothing wrong with a gay man and gay woman tying the knot.

i say take a shit on his porch an piss in his gas tank.

Hmmm...its night time and he does park his shitty ass ride outside. Ima get on that right now...

 

[PuffnScruff]

man you need help. dog's shit, so do you. guess what? it stinks. if they had thumbs we could train them to flush. be we cant. so stop your damn bitching and ask your neighbor to please big up his dogs shit off the ground every now and then, as a curtousy to you and the other neighbors.

the leaves falling off the tree onto your yard? wtf? thats the dumbest shit i've ever heard. why even waste the energy too bitch about that?

 

[THA WILD]

Come on guys, there's a difference between gay as in homo, and gay as in not cool.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

That weed-wacker thing is wrong though! lol the rest your paying too much attention to, except the fan belt just cut it so you wont hear it anymore. Unless you decide to be kind I heard candle wax fixes the squeeling.