This some shit that was posted in a myspace bulletin, that I thought I'd post here. Why? I dunno...some of them were funny.
*Side NOte: some of them have adlibs and ()'s on them with comments..so to clear it up, NO it wasnt me who wrote it, but im too lazy to find and delete em.*
**lol @ fat joe's one.
What would rappers be if they were in high school together
Lil Kim would be the school hoe.
J-Lo would be the school tease/ wannabe-slut.
Eve- would be that thourough shorty that had all the bitches in check, and that the males loved.Plus she could rap and was better than some of the dudes
Master P would be the loser that nobody really knows, who wears his own clothes that nobody likes, but still makes it on the basketball team.
Nas would be the dude normal popular kids cudnt figure out, but around his crew he was tha shit. And would be low key smart
Jay-Z would be the kid who emberrassed the shit outta anyone who tried to diss him...
Ying Yang Twins would be the dumbass lunch men.
Memphis Bleek would be known as jays side kick
Westside Connection would be the school bullies that beat everybody up.
Dr. Dre would be the O.G. that knew everything and was respected by everyone.
Beyonce would be the most popular girl in school and be the captain of the cheer squad.
G-Unit would be the crew that talked shit about everyone and jumped kids
R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and still goes back to the school to talk to girls.
Ciara would be the best girl dancer and head of the dance and cheer team.
Eminem would be the white dude who hangs with black guys and had all of their respects.
KRS1 would be a english teacher
Pharrell would be that black guy who hangs with the white and asian kids but still get respect from the black kids.
Fat Joe would be the fat kid no one liked
Lil Jon would be the loud special ed student that takes classes at the back of the school.
Ludacris would be the class clown.
Kanye West would be the best dressed guy at school who gets along with everyone but the principal.
Outkast would be the two guys who wear their own unique style of clothing.
Chingy would be the annoying kid that wouldnt shut up
50 cent would be the guy who's been shot before and thinks he's cool because of that. And would have beef with everybody at school
Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug that gets beat up by 50 cent
Biggie would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has
everyone wondering how he hooked that shit up, and gets all their respect because of it.
Nelly would be the pretty-boy sophomore that plays on the varsity football team and all the females love him and most of the guys hate him.
And Murphy lee would get all the fine girls simply because he hangs with Nelly.
Bowwow will be the coolest young kid there
Suge Knight would be the football coach
Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only talks to pretty boys.
Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700.
Young Buck would be the crazy dude who gets suspended for stabbing someone in the bathroom
Cassidy would be the young freshman kid who is the best freestyler and is loved by girls and respected by dudes.
Usher would be the school's hottest guy but is secretly gay.
Juvenille would be the guy u hated listening to cuz of the way he talked.
SiGh would be the guy that robbed all you bastarfs and sold shit to from his trunk. I thought I'd add this in to see how many of u actually got to this part or noticed this comment.
Tony Yayo would win school spirit and would be at all the sports game cheerin the team on
Dem Franchize boyz is the group that wears nothing but white tees and does the same dance every time.
Wayne would be the guy who freestyles out of nowhere and his rhymes are tight.
Mariah Carey would be the mixed girl that looked white that only likes black guys.
Jermaine Dupri would be school snitch who told on evrybody.
Chris Brown would be that new kid that the ladies loved but the guys picked on.
Mike Jones would be the guy that tries to get popular by saying his name every 5 seconds and giving out his phone number... and somehow succeed.
Mary J. would be the sweet but thugish black girl that loved to sing.
Remy Ma would be that one really concieted gurl who jus knows she's fine, when really all the guys jus wanna hit it.
Snoop Dogg would be the school stoner that drives a cadillac to school and smokes in class.
Omarion would be the schools lady man and always winning talent shows.
Lloyd Banks would be the weird quiet kid that didnt talk to anyone and everyone was scared of him and no one knew what he was thinking
Pretty Ricky would be the group of dudes that ran trains on alotta girls, but get picked on because the guys only respect the singer.
P.Diddy would be vice principal
Russel Simmins would be principal
Rihanna would be the foreign exchange student from the Carribean that all the dudes hit on.
Sean Paul would be the guy that no one understands what he's saying but still gets girls.
FLAVA FLAV WOULD BE THE SCHOOL JANITOR WHO'S ALWAYS RIGHT ON TIME TO CLEAN THE CAFETERIA.
Missy would be the fat ugly girl who is still popular. (hahaha thats messed up)
Trina would be the tough but fine girl who intimidates guys.
E-40 would be the guy that made up the coolest slang.
Tupac would be the guy that everyone loves and respects.
Fabolous would be the guy with 2 girlfriends and coulnt let them go and be the star of the basketball team
T.I. would have the 24'z on his car and smoke dro outside of school.
Paul Wall would be the white kid who was poor and needed money so he sold fake tinfoil grills to everyone.
Xzibit would drive a different pimped out car everyday.
Young Jeezy would be the new kid that everyones scared of
The Game would bully the bullys and gets respect but have beef wit 50 cent and g-unit
*Side NOte: some of them have adlibs and ()'s on them with comments..so to clear it up, NO it wasnt me who wrote it, but im too lazy to find and delete em.*
**lol @ fat joe's one.
What would rappers be if they were in high school together
Lil Kim would be the school hoe.
J-Lo would be the school tease/ wannabe-slut.
Eve- would be that thourough shorty that had all the bitches in check, and that the males loved.Plus she could rap and was better than some of the dudes
Master P would be the loser that nobody really knows, who wears his own clothes that nobody likes, but still makes it on the basketball team.
Nas would be the dude normal popular kids cudnt figure out, but around his crew he was tha shit. And would be low key smart
Jay-Z would be the kid who emberrassed the shit outta anyone who tried to diss him...
Ying Yang Twins would be the dumbass lunch men.
Memphis Bleek would be known as jays side kick
Westside Connection would be the school bullies that beat everybody up.
Dr. Dre would be the O.G. that knew everything and was respected by everyone.
Beyonce would be the most popular girl in school and be the captain of the cheer squad.
G-Unit would be the crew that talked shit about everyone and jumped kids
R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and still goes back to the school to talk to girls.
Ciara would be the best girl dancer and head of the dance and cheer team.
Eminem would be the white dude who hangs with black guys and had all of their respects.
KRS1 would be a english teacher
Pharrell would be that black guy who hangs with the white and asian kids but still get respect from the black kids.
Fat Joe would be the fat kid no one liked
Lil Jon would be the loud special ed student that takes classes at the back of the school.
Ludacris would be the class clown.
Kanye West would be the best dressed guy at school who gets along with everyone but the principal.
Outkast would be the two guys who wear their own unique style of clothing.
Chingy would be the annoying kid that wouldnt shut up
50 cent would be the guy who's been shot before and thinks he's cool because of that. And would have beef with everybody at school
Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug that gets beat up by 50 cent
Biggie would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has
everyone wondering how he hooked that shit up, and gets all their respect because of it.
Nelly would be the pretty-boy sophomore that plays on the varsity football team and all the females love him and most of the guys hate him.
And Murphy lee would get all the fine girls simply because he hangs with Nelly.
Bowwow will be the coolest young kid there
Suge Knight would be the football coach
Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only talks to pretty boys.
Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700.
Young Buck would be the crazy dude who gets suspended for stabbing someone in the bathroom
Cassidy would be the young freshman kid who is the best freestyler and is loved by girls and respected by dudes.
Usher would be the school's hottest guy but is secretly gay.
Juvenille would be the guy u hated listening to cuz of the way he talked.
SiGh would be the guy that robbed all you bastarfs and sold shit to from his trunk. I thought I'd add this in to see how many of u actually got to this part or noticed this comment.
Tony Yayo would win school spirit and would be at all the sports game cheerin the team on
Dem Franchize boyz is the group that wears nothing but white tees and does the same dance every time.
Wayne would be the guy who freestyles out of nowhere and his rhymes are tight.
Mariah Carey would be the mixed girl that looked white that only likes black guys.
Jermaine Dupri would be school snitch who told on evrybody.
Chris Brown would be that new kid that the ladies loved but the guys picked on.
Mike Jones would be the guy that tries to get popular by saying his name every 5 seconds and giving out his phone number... and somehow succeed.
Mary J. would be the sweet but thugish black girl that loved to sing.
Remy Ma would be that one really concieted gurl who jus knows she's fine, when really all the guys jus wanna hit it.
Snoop Dogg would be the school stoner that drives a cadillac to school and smokes in class.
Omarion would be the schools lady man and always winning talent shows.
Lloyd Banks would be the weird quiet kid that didnt talk to anyone and everyone was scared of him and no one knew what he was thinking
Pretty Ricky would be the group of dudes that ran trains on alotta girls, but get picked on because the guys only respect the singer.
P.Diddy would be vice principal
Russel Simmins would be principal
Rihanna would be the foreign exchange student from the Carribean that all the dudes hit on.
Sean Paul would be the guy that no one understands what he's saying but still gets girls.
FLAVA FLAV WOULD BE THE SCHOOL JANITOR WHO'S ALWAYS RIGHT ON TIME TO CLEAN THE CAFETERIA.
Missy would be the fat ugly girl who is still popular. (hahaha thats messed up)
Trina would be the tough but fine girl who intimidates guys.
E-40 would be the guy that made up the coolest slang.
Tupac would be the guy that everyone loves and respects.
Fabolous would be the guy with 2 girlfriends and coulnt let them go and be the star of the basketball team
T.I. would have the 24'z on his car and smoke dro outside of school.
Paul Wall would be the white kid who was poor and needed money so he sold fake tinfoil grills to everyone.
Xzibit would drive a different pimped out car everyday.
Young Jeezy would be the new kid that everyones scared of
The Game would bully the bullys and gets respect but have beef wit 50 cent and g-unit
