So yesterday I'm in the break room at work. I grab my lunch out of the fridge and go to sit down. There's one girl up there - she's relatively new and I've never said a word to her in my life. I'm walking to a table and she says, "Excuse me, you have a wet spot on your ass." I'm a little taken off guard but I say, "Uh okay...thanks" and I sit down. Then she says, "It's right on your butt hole." I look up and I'm like "Uhhh, ok" and I look down again hoping that she's gonna turn back around and leave me the fuck alone because she's making me really uncomfortable.
Then she goes, "Did you shit your pants?" I'm sitting there in complete shock that this girl has the nerve to say this shit to a complete fucking stranger. I'm like "Uhhhh no. I work in seafood and it's probably from leaning against the sink." Then she looks me straight in the eye with the straightest face possible and says, "You know when you fart but you shit yourself instead? Do you think maybe that's what happened?"
Now I'm in complete shock. I'm like "No."
Then my friend walks in and she goes, "Do you know that your friend has a wet spot on his asshole?" He's like "Uhh no" and sits down in between us. Then she says to him, "I see that your beard is red. Are you red all over?" He's like, "Nope." Then she says, "What color is your ass hair?"
Then I decide I'm going to ignore her. She asks me some questions and I don't say a word. Then she stares at me for like 2 full minutes as I'm just sitting there trying to eat. I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life.
I'm talking to the store manager tomorrow about this. Hopefully they'll fire her.
Then she goes, "Did you shit your pants?" I'm sitting there in complete shock that this girl has the nerve to say this shit to a complete fucking stranger. I'm like "Uhhhh no. I work in seafood and it's probably from leaning against the sink." Then she looks me straight in the eye with the straightest face possible and says, "You know when you fart but you shit yourself instead? Do you think maybe that's what happened?"
Now I'm in complete shock. I'm like "No."
Then my friend walks in and she goes, "Do you know that your friend has a wet spot on his asshole?" He's like "Uhh no" and sits down in between us. Then she says to him, "I see that your beard is red. Are you red all over?" He's like, "Nope." Then she says, "What color is your ass hair?"
Then I decide I'm going to ignore her. She asks me some questions and I don't say a word. Then she stares at me for like 2 full minutes as I'm just sitting there trying to eat. I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life.
I'm talking to the store manager tomorrow about this. Hopefully they'll fire her.
