Missed connections

[_streethop101]

Anyone ever read the missed connections on CraigsList? Shit is hilarious...post some ads from your area, this one was my favorite...

Where is you sexy woman?? - m4w - 34 (Paris, KY)

Lady in Red ...sweatshirt and sweatpants. Last week when it snowed, we were both making a late night run to the Wal-Mart. The parking lot was very slick. I was the slightly obese gentleman that slipped and fell, then farted (it was very "soupy" sounding) while trying to get up off the pavement. You were the one that was laughing and handed me my glasses and cowboy hat that had fallen off and helped me get up. You were right, it was a compound fracture. I hope you read this. You look slightly like my great aunt on my daddy’s side and I sure would like to show you what good loving is all about. E-mail me, woman!

Of course (hopefully) it is a false post, but I laughed my ass off at the image in my head.

 

[Shadows]

lmfao.

Craigslist is classic.

=)

I forgot about that shit. I'll find some good ones.

 

[S O F I]

Yeah, it's hilarious. There's always a couple for my university district and shit is ridiculous. It's like "Hey, I saw you at the corner of 45th and university ave, I didn't have the courage to talk to you, but you're beautiful, please contact me" It's like WTF man...

 

[Freedom Froggy]

lmao@ soupy sound

 

[Rahim]

lmao this should end up on jay leno

 

[Synful*Luv]

I couldn't find any funny ones... but I looked. :\ I'll keep searching lol

 

[Prize Gotti]

lol @ soupy sound.

 

[Rahim]

can anyone get me a link to that post? that's hilarious