Men Really Do Have Trouble Hearing Women

[2pacnbiggie]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/britain...ZFBDqes0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-

Men do have trouble hearing women, scientists find Sat Aug 6, 7:29 PM ET



LONDON (AFP) - Men who are accused of never listening by women now have an excuse -- women's voices are more difficult for men to listen to than other men's, a report said.

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The Daily Mail, quoting findings published in the specialist magazine

NeuroImage, said researchers at Sheffield university in northern England discovered startling differences in the way the brain responds to male and female sounds.

Men deciphered female voices using the auditory part of the brain that processes music, while male voices engaged a simpler mechanism, it said.

The Mail quoted researcher Michael Hunter as saying, "The female voice is actually more complex than the male voice, due to differences in the size and shape of the vocal cords and larynx between men and women, and also due to women having greater natural 'melody' in their voices.

"This causes a more complex range of sound frequencies than in a male voice."

The findings may help explain why people suffering hallucinations usually hear male voices, the report added, as the brain may find it much harder to conjure up a false female voice accurately than a false male voice.

 

[Synful*Luv]

Cool, women have "melody" to their voices and you men don't, haha


Maybe this explains homosexuality, men will date men because they can understand them better and vice versa with females, lol

Who knew

 

[Missy "C"]

"The female voice is actually more complex than the male voice[...] This causes a more complex range of sound frequencies than in a male voice."

in other words: men are too stupid to understand what we say, though that's not a new finding

 

[Synful*Luv]

^^^^LMAO

rep'd

 

[Ghetto_Ghost]

i will not toletate this all-you-can-eat male assassination

 

[Synful*Luv]

Yes you will and you'll like it

 

[Ghetto_Ghost]

oh, im sorry, im too stupid to understand what you're saying because your words are too beautiful in melody for my musically handicapped ears and mind to understand

 

[Synful*Luv]

That's right

I love this thread, lol

 

[Ghetto_Ghost]

^ lol. oh yeah?
maybe God made us like this because he knows what you have to say is NOT OF IMPORTANCE

think about it

 

[yak pac fatal]

yay we have an excuse now lol

 

[2pacnbiggie]

^ lol. oh yeah?
maybe God made us like this because he knows what you have to say is NOT OF IMPORTANCE

think about it

score this for the good guys lol

 

[Synful*Luv]

^ lol. oh yeah?
maybe God made us like this because he knows what you have to say is NOT OF IMPORTANCE

think about it

Or maybe God made the female speech patterns greater than that of the male speech patterns because SHE knew we were smarter than you guys, and knew that we'd always have something to say that you'd never be able to get.

It's HER best joke yet lol

 

[Preach]

in other words: men are too stupid to understand what we say, though that's not a new finding

no. the cyclic process of your soundwaves have a much higher pitch, speed, whatever you want to call it, which causes more exhausture to our ears and brain than a male's voice, which is using less rapid sound frequencies and appears more soothing. basically, they are saying you all sound like a bunch of bitchy crows and we can't stand to hear you say another word or our brains'll pop. ever seen "mars attacks!"?

edit: darn, should have ended this post with "dead it."

 

[Missy "C"]

no. the cyclic process of your soundwaves have a much higher pitch, speed, whatever you want to call it, which causes more exhausture to our ears and brain than a male's voice, which is using less rapid sound frequencies ... ETC

blah blah blah

don't be such a nerd

we all know you're just trying to prove males can say stuff that sounds very smart, just to hide your real IQ. Women rule, we are cleverer, that's all. You'd better sit down an enjoy our melodic voices.

 

[Ghetto_Ghost]

^ ok, if there were no men
yall would still be in the stone age

BAM!

 

[Preach]

lol. i am a producer. sound frequencies is part of what i do, missy, so fulol

saying stuff that SOUNDS smart has nothing to do with being smart. and i wasn't saying we are smarter than you, just that you got it mixed up because what you said was the opposite of the truth. but check it out, this is the best part - i know you were kidding, and i were too!

(btw. if you want me to break down that sentence to you, it means that your voices are actually more exhausting to listen to )

 

[Ghetto_Ghost]

extactly
thats why when you see an old couple walking down the street its usually the man with the hearing aid

 

[Missy "C"]

^ ok, if there were no men
yall would still be in the stone age

BAM!

Don't change the topic, we're not talking about what would happen if there weren't men, we are saying that men are too dumb to understand what women say.


(See what I mean? They can't even READ what we write, that' proves my point right. It's not only about the complexity level of our voices, it's all about males' IQ)

 

[Preach]

^^
lol

you girls have no idea how much you suck. allow me to log off as i go to piss on another feminist organisation's flag, bitchslap their leader and call them a bunch of whores.

 

[Synful*Luv]

Don't change the topic, we're not talking about what would happen if there weren't men, we are saying that men are too dumb to understand what women say.


(See what I mean? They can't even READ what we write, that' proves my point right. It's not only about the complexity level of our voices, it's all about males' IQ)

True :thumb:

Furthermore, if men comprehended what we say better we would've been out of the stone age many years ahead of time, but it was delayed since you geniuses took forver to understand "wheel" and "fire"