Me, my one armed mother and a special visitor.

[Dogmatic187]

Well, it all started yesterday. My mother had surgery on her right arm because of a torn nerve, so that day she was a mix of out of it and in pain. That night she couldn't sleep so she went into out living room and laid down in her recliner. I took the week off to help her around the house, and my dad was off for the next 2 weeks. I went to bed at around 2:30 in the morning and she was in the living room with some light on, I asked her how she felt and she said "fine." and she was hoping she would fall asleep, so I said "alright, good night, I love you." and she said "night, I love you too." and I went into my room and went to sleep. Then an hour later my mother comes into my room, and says get up someone is banging on the window. I said "what!?" She says, "Someone is banging on the window, and I can't see who it is," I told her to go and wake up my dad and I'll go see who it is. So I go to my front door, turn the lights on and look out the window and there's a woman there, who I've never seen before in my life, and she looked frightend, so I opened and let her in. This is around the time my parents show up. She's very shakened and she says "Oh my God, my family is dead, they're murdered." I look at my father, and he's like what? So I said to her "What are you talking about? She says "A DEA agent killed my boyfriend and my family." Right there I'm thinking, whoa, ok. She then tells us to get away from the windows, screaming and demanding us to move out of sight. Now this woman had no shoes on, a dress that had some holes around the bottom and a white robe over that. I began to suspect very quickly that she was crazy. I ask her what her name is and she says "Laura," my father then goes into the kitchen to call the cops, and my mother asks her if she's on any medication. She then says "He took them, the agent took them." She then sees our cat and says "Oh you have a cat? We had one, but he killed him too." And goes into the bathroom and is actively talking to herself. It's around 3:30 in the morning, I'm tired, my family is tired and we have a crazy woman in our bathroom, talking to herself and telling us a DEA agent has killed her boyfriend, her family and her cat. I need some vallium. So the cops then show up, and they come in ask her to come out of our bathroom and begin questioning her. They ask her the usual and then what happened, how long ago, and then they ask her what the guy who killed her family looked like and she said "I don't know I've never met him." Ding-ding-ding, yep she's crazy. They ask her her phone number, and the cops call her parents, her dad answers and they tell him what's been going on and he'll be over her to come and get her. The dad finally shows up about 15 minutes later, he's says he's sorry for everything. The woman then asks her dad if they can go to her boyfriend's house and he says "No, we are going home now." Turns out she lives about 4 houses up from us, so if she had another incident, she could come over and share another wondeful story again. After all of this was over it was almost 4:30 in the morning and none of us managed to even go back to sleep. I thought I would share that with you guys, I called my friends and they laughed their asses off.

 

[Glockmatic]

so I said "alright, good night, I love you." and she said "night, I love you too."

lol u gay

i kid i kid. I had something like this happen when i was a kid, some guy came to my house and asked if he could use the phone because people were after him or something, i was like 7 at the time. 10 minutes later he left and ran down the street. Never saw him again

 

[PELLA]

woah, fucked up.

 

[Dogmatic187]

lol u gay

lol, damn right!

i kid i kid. I had something like this happen when i was a kid, some guy came to my house and asked if he could use the phone because people were after him or something, i was like 7 at the time. 10 minutes later he left and ran down the street. Never saw him again

Lucky you were young, and it lasted 10 minutes.

 

[_carmi]

fucked up lol

 

[EDouble]

lmao i would of believed her ass and cut the lights and hit the floor

 

[ArtsyGirl]

^:laugh:

What is it with crazy people and thinking people are after them? One of my old friends went crazy and thats one of the major things he's on about.

 

[Vaudeville]

fucking nuts.

 

[Jeremy]

wtf. I woulda had my gun out quick on that situation.

 

[KAMIKAZI]

Can't be assed to read it but.. your mother has one arm? Or is it some kind of metaphor?

 

[EDouble]

lol that a good questiona i don't understand what it mean either iaght off . she had the ability though

 

[ArtsyGirl]

She had surgery on one arm so I guess it was just not being used that day.. Not that she had just one arm, I think he was aiming for a clever eye-catching title.

 

[EDouble]

bullshit

 

[Jibster]

Paragraphs would've been lovely.

 

[Bender]

I got three legs I could tell you some stories about.

 

[Dogmatic187]

artisticgurl is right, I was going for an eye catching title.

My mother had surgery, and will not be albe to use her right arm for 2 weeks.

This story is 100% real, it happened, though it got to more more light-hearted when it was revealed she was insane. Because no one was murdered, and no one was after her. We just let the cops handle it after they got there.

Sorry about paragraphs and other spelling errors, when I wrote that I had maybe just a hour of sleep.