Marry Fuck Kill Game

[hizzle?]

Alright it's been a while we haven't played any games on this board.

Let's play Marry Fuck Kill.

So I give you 3 girls, you have to say which one you'll Marry, Fuck and Kill. And also, you say why. Then give your own 3 choices.

Don't overpost choices.

1. Jessica Alba
2. Alicia Keys
3. Rihanna

 

[Farzin]

I would marry alicia keys because she seems more conservative.

I would fuck Jessica Alba for obvious reasons.

I would kill Rhianna because she would probably enjoy it if I beat her to death. It's a win win situation.

Next 3 choices:

1. Rosie O Donnel
2. Woopie Goldberg
3. Sandra bernhard

 

[S. Fourteen]

this is gay

 

[Flipmo]

I would Marry Sandra Bernhard cause she looks the most decent out of all of them.

I would fuck Woopie Goldberg, so then I can brag about having sex with a black jew.

I would kill Rosie O Donnell, cause well... she's a fat fucking lesbian slag.

1. Barbara Walters
2. That old lady from Titanic
3. Carmi (Sorry Carm, couldn't think of anyone lol)

 

[keco52]

Id f*** carmi and marry the old lady. Everybody knows you don't have secks in a marriage. I'd kill Bobwa.

Fergie
That hoor from Twilight
Mel B.

 

[ill-matic]

^^ that who-ah from twilight, then f*ck Mel B, then kill fergie

1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Beyonce
3. Kate Winslet (for showing that huge hairy twat of hers in the Reader)

 

[hizzle?]

I'd kill Beyoncé because she touched Jay-Z.

I'd fuck Kate Beckinsale because she's beautiful and seems to be a normal person.

That leaves Winslet to fuck... meh... I probably wouldn't cum.


Katy Perry,
Lady GaGa,
Lil Mama.

 

[Bobby Sands]

Id marry Katy Perry, fuck lady gaga and kill lil mama because i dont know who she is.

Sarah Palin
Hillary Clinton.
Michelle Obama

 

[_carmi]

Marry Michelle Obama, fuck Sarah Palin and kill Hillary Clinton.

Angelina Jolie
Jennifer Aniston
Demi Moore

edit: here are my reasons so I don't look lazy.

Marry Michelle Obama because she is smart, fashionable and looks like somebody who I'm not gonna end up divorcing. Fuck Sarah Palin because bitch is an idiot and fuckable. Kill Hillary Clinton well she ain't young and sexy.

 

[Farzin]

I thought you gotta state reasons so don't be lazy.

I'd Kill Demi Moore because she is with Ashton. Retarded Choice imo and too much baggage.

I'd fuck jennifer aniston because she is fuckable enough.

I'd marry Angelina because then i can fuck her over and over and over and over and over again.....

I am conflicted though because if i marry angelina that means i would become the father of 100 orphans from south asia. But i wanna fuck her more than i wanna fuck aniston. She seems so dull.

amy winehouse
courtney love
andy dick

all three are crazy women.

 

[C.R.Y.]

marry roselyn sanchez
fuck sasha grey
kill any emo

 

[hizzle?]

^Douchebag, you do realize that you :

1. did not give any explanation;
2. stopped the game because you did not offer any choices to the next participant i.e.: me.

 

[keco52]

^also...those aren't the options flipmo gave.

Let's punish him

 

[hizzle?]

Anyways, to keep on going with Farzin's choices :

amy winehouse
courtney love
andy dick

Kill Andy Dick. Even though he looks like he sucks good dick (Old School), he's a dude.

Fuck Courtney Love. She must be crazy.

Marry Amy. She'll die soon, I'll have the insurance funds. Plus she's cute.

The View cast :
Barbara Walters
Whoopi Goldberg
Elisabeth Hasselbeck