Lost a Female Friend...

[S O F I]

to gun violence.


jk.


She tried to censor my language. I was telling her how I saw some news bit about girls competing for Teen America or some shit, a beauty pageant. Anyway, the question they asked was how come many Americans can't find the US on an un-labeled map. One hot blonde said, "well because many americans don't have maps in their homes". Of course, I found this to be a really STUPID FUCKING BLONDE MOMENT STATEMENT. In a joking way, I proceeded to tell her how I would not have sex with this girl because she's not worthy of my bosnian penis. She told me not to talk around her like that and said some shit about how I wouldn't talk like that in front of my mother's friend. Well, I told her that she's my age and she's not 48. So now we don't talk anymore.

I find her to be a real prude about this and an unfunny girl if she's offended by that language. Sorry, you're nice, but I can't be around such a prude, fucking god.

 

[DarkPhantom13]

ROFL this reminds me of the time my homie brings over to my house his spoiled little fuckin brat nephew. And watever we are kickin it (the little kid running around everywhere fuckin my house up) and watever i spark up a cig (my homie knowing all the time that im a smoker) and my homie tells me "hey fool dont smoke infront of my nephew." Thats when i was like "WTF?!" You bring this little spoiled brat to my house knowing that im a smoker and you tell me not to smoke in my own house? Get the fuck outta here!

 

[PuffnScruff]

you are about to lose a thread

 

[Casey]

She tried to censor my language. I was telling her how I saw some news bit about girls competing for Teen America or some shit, a beauty pageant. Anyway, the question they asked was how come many Americans can't find the US on an un-labeled map. One hot blonde said, "well because many americans don't have maps in their homes". Of course, I found this to be a really STUPID FUCKING BLONDE MOMENT STATEMENT. In a joking way, I proceeded to tell her how I would not have sex with this girl because she's not worthy of my bosnian penis. She told me not to talk around her like that and said some shit about how I wouldn't talk like that in front of my mother's friend. Well, I told her that she's my age and she's not 48. So now we don't talk anymore.

I find her to be a real prude about this and an unfunny girl if she's offended by that language.

Maybe she was offended by your chauvinistic "joke" and not the language itself.

Perhaps that girl was also thinking that she would not have sex with you because you're not worthy of her American pussy.

 

[ARon]

If anything she should of been proud of you for bringing the chicks brain into consideration.

 

[Sebastian]

Perhaps that girl was also thinking that she would not have sex with you because you're not worthy of her American pussy.

Lool.

Sofi, learn to behave.

 

[masta247]

In a joking way, I proceeded to tell her how I would not have sex with this girl because she's not worthy of my bosnian penis.

I guess it's something you shouldn't tell to a lady

 

[ill-matic]

sounds like a pretty shit friend if she got so insulted over something so minor

 

[Euphanasia]

Anyway, the question they asked was how come many Americans can't find the US on an un-labeled map. One hot blonde said, "well because many americans don't have maps in their homes".

LOL it blows my mind how people are so fucking retarded! Anyway, I think friends should be able to handle jokes around each other. You shouldn't have to censor yourself around your friends.


PS Any American who can't find their own fucking country on an unmarked map should be confirmed mentally retarded and institutionalized.

 

[keco52]

Did you say penis or something else?

And that pageant girl was retarded or something. I saw her response to the question...it was painful. She said something about "the Iraq" and south africa...

She asked why one-fifth of Americans couldn't find USA on a map.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4181521a5620.html

 

[S O F I]

Perhaps that girl was also thinking that she would not have sex with you because you're not worthy of her American pussy.

I don't think Miss Teen America on TV was thinking I wasn't worthy of her American pussy. You might have misunderstood my post.

Also, I understand that she could have been offended by the joke itself, and that is fine. I just can't be surrounded by people like that.

Did you say penis or something else?

I said penis.

 

[Jokerman]

I said penis.

It was the Bosnian part that offended her, no doubt, as it's offensive to almost everyone. :angry:

 

[Casey]

I don't think Miss Teen America on TV was thinking I wasn't worthy of her American pussy. You might have misunderstood my post.

Yeah, I did, sorry. My bad.

Never mind then. :thumb:

It's still an obviously a chauvinistic remark though, but unless you said it with an overtly serious face and tone she probably shouldn't have taken it so seriously.

 

[_carmi]

well she is really a prude if she can't handle that kind of language. it's kind of stupid to lose a friendship because you don't like one's language.