Lmao 10yr Erection. What Has The World Come To

Eric

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PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island (AP) -- A former handyman has won more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a penile implant that gave him a 10-year erection.

Charles "Chick" Lennon, 68, received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before Viagra went on the market. The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it.

But Lennon could not position his penis downward. He said he could no longer hug people, ride a bike, swim or wear bathing trunks because of the pain and embarrassment. He has become a recluse and is uncomfortable being around his grandchildren, his lawyer said.

In 2004, a jury awarded him $750,000. A judge called that excessive and reduced it to $400,000. On Friday, the Rhode Island Supreme Court affirmed that award in a ruling that turned on a procedural matter.

"I don't know any man who for any amount of money would want to trade and take my client's life," said Jules D'Alessandro, Lennon's attorney. "He's not a whole person."

A lawyer representing both Dura-II manufacturer Dacomed Corp. and the company's insurer declined to comment. Dacomed maintained that nothing was wrong with the implant.

The implant consists of a series of plastic plates strung together with steel surgical wire, almost like a roll of wrapped coins. Springs press against the plates, creating enough surface tension to simulate an erection, D'Alessandro said.

Lennon cannot get the implant removed because of health problems, including open-heart surgery, his lawyer said. Impotence drugs could not help Lennon even if he were able to have the device taken out, because tissue had be to removed for it to be implanted.

Dacomed was later acquired by a California company whose sales dropped when Viagra was introduced on the market. The company filed for bankruptcy the following year.
 
Bank Robber said:
well atleast he got alot of sex, right?
i dont think so

He said he could no longer hug people, ride a bike, swim or wear bathing trunks because of the pain and embarrassment. He has become a recluse and is uncomfortable being around his grandchildren, his lawyer said.
 
AmerikazMost said:
It's not right of you to laugh at another person's expense.

Stop taking what I said and turning it against me. This is a funny story to hear about. If the person who wrote this article didn't find it funny, for that reason he or she wouldn't have written this article. It is ment to bring humor to everyone who reads it. And I did briefly explain what is okay to laugh at, and what is rude and disrespectful (in what situations).

PuffnScruff said:
:laugh:

pwnd? you decide

I think somoene needs a hug..:horny:

**GIVES PuffnScruff A BIG HUG AND SMACKS AmerikazMost ON THE FACE WITH A SMELLY FISH**
 
Rahim said:
Stop taking what I said and turning it against me. This is a funny story to hear about. If the person who wrote this article didn't find it funny, for that reason he or she wouldn't have written this article. It is ment to bring humor to everyone who reads it. And I did briefly explain what is okay to laugh at, and what is rude and disrespectful (in what situations).
Actually, it's a news release. Most news articles start with the city of the incident. Also, this article is marked (AP), meaning "Associated Press," meaning this article was a serious news bulletin written to inform the public. I've never seen the Associated Press write a gag article.

I'm sure Easy could provide you with a link that would lead you to a credited news source.

Hell, I'll do it myself with a little trick I like to call "Google"...




http://www.boston.com/news/local/rh...tioned_wins_400000_in_lawsuit/?p1=MEWell_Pos5


See? Written by Ray Henry for the Boston Globe.


This is a real life situation of a real man with a real problem. And you laughed about it. shaaaaaame
 
^^ LMAO..and I'll still laugh at that. There are things that are okay to laugh at. Things that I find naturally funny and that doesn't mean I'm disrespecting the person. Stop trying to take things I said and nail it on me like that. This isn't coming in conflict with my beliefs, because it is a funny thing. Things like that are presented in the media, and it is funny.

Anyways, to keep me from talking to some of you about on going discussions about the same thing, I am going to put you, puffnscruff, diaz, kamikazi on my ignore list on this forum.

So unless we can reach an agreement that we don't talk to each other and talking about the same situation over and over, I will keep you on the ignore list with the others. Sorry man.
 
"I don't know any man who for any amount of money would want to trade and take my client's life," said Jules D'Alessandro,...

I bet there are some crazy people out there who would do it.
 
Rahim said:
Stop taking what I said and turning it against me. This is a funny story to hear about. If the person who wrote this article didn't find it funny, for that reason he or she wouldn't have written this article. It is ment to bring humor to everyone who reads it. And I did briefly explain what is okay to laugh at, and what is rude and disrespectful (in what situations).



I think somoene needs a hug..:horny:

**GIVES PuffnScruff A BIG HUG AND SMACKS AmerikazMost ON THE FACE WITH A SMELLY FISH**


It's called being a big, fat hypocrite.
 
^^ No I'm not. Refer to my other posts, I briefly explained this matter.
 

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