Or a diaper full of shit.
I really have nothing against the guy. I realized I have nothing against Twilight, Harry Potter, Jersey Shore and anything else that easily amuses the portion of society with low standards of entertainment and/or low IQ. I just get irritated with some of the stupid, obnoxious fans that won't give that coonshit a rest.
Just think, the woman that wrote Twilight made more in the past...four years than you and ten generations of your family ever will. Justin Bieber is more popular than you will ever be. Don't hate the artist or person behind the creative works; hate the fans of said pieces of work that kick sand in your vagina because you have nothing better to do than to sit there with it wide open.
This is to everyone out there that thinks they've got it better than these people. When they don't.