Job Interview

Tha_Wood

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so i have a job interview today and i dont no what to wear. should i just wear suit pants and a shirt or should i fully suit up and wear a tie and shit?
 
Lol yea I thought we got a new girl for a minute. Anyway woody...dress for the job you want not the job you have (applying for). Wear a tie.
 
wood doesn't drink? i thought that was all he did

i can't tell you what to wear but i can give you some questions to ask that usually impress people that are interviewing you for a job. i have always gotten great feedback from these questions

what are the most important responsibilities of the position?

how will my success be measured against these responsibilities?

what is an example of a typical career path, beginning with this position?

what type of person succeeds in this position?

ask them what their management style is

what are the company's strenghts?

what are the company's weaknesses?

what kind of training can i expect?

what is the company's image among its customers?

what is the turnover rate among company personnel?

why is this position open? what happened to the previous incumbent?

what will i be expected to accomplish in this position in the next year?

what does the company do that is different and better than what competitors are doing?

how do you motivate people?

what incentives are provided to rewards superior achievement?

dress professional, if anything it never hurts to ask what the atire will be for the interview.
 
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^Those are some good questions. When I used to interview people I'd ask if they had any questions and most of them stare for a second and say no. I'd be really excited about a candidate if they came to me with questions like that.
 
what are the most important responsibilities of the position?

make sure what comes in the truck goes into the warehouse

how will my success be measured against these responsibilities?

1+1 = ?


what is an example of a typical career path, beginning with this position?

warehouse supervisor -> Janitor -> Swami Bandmember

what type of person succeeds in this position?

dropouts

ask them what their management style is

what are the company's strenghts?

??

what are the company's weaknesses?

what kind of training can i expect?

what is the company's image among its customers?

what is the turnover rate among company personnel?

why is this position open? what happened to the previous incumbent?

Suicide

what will i be expected to accomplish in this position in the next year?

what does the company do that is different and better than what competitors are doing?

how do you motivate people?

what incentives are provided to rewards superior achievement?
 
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I work in a warehouse situation also woody paper producing intel' they had to accept my position
 
warehouse supervisor -> Janitor -> Swami Bandmember

hmmmmm let's see......

my cousin turned down a place at one of the best universities in the UK because at the age of 17 he signed a million-dollar record contract with Warner Brothers.

I also signed my first deal with Sony at the age of 17 and bought a house worth more than your family in Europe make in a decade.

Our percussionist toured with Robert Plant & Jimmy Page at the age of 14 and has been a professional musician since then.

Our other vocalist put his degree on hold when we signed with Virgin Records/EMI and hence has never had to work a menial job.

So guess what???

Oh yeah, you're a cunt.
 
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well i passed this interview so next week i will be having an interview with the CEO of the company.

i will def be asking some of those questions you posted up puff. cheers for them
 
Good job Morgan! Congratz on getting through the first interview.
 
^cheers man. did u check out that crack addict song by limp bizkit i posted in DSTM, dunno if uv heard it before, its not bad, kinda old tho.

Lol yea I thought we got a new girl for a minute. Anyway woody...dress for the job you want not the job you have (applying for). Wear a tie.

Morgan is a boys name aswell :fury:
 

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