God, heatworld would love to dunk Nicole Richie's head in a giant bucket of custard. Except that would be a waste of good custard. Nicole sent out an e-mail to Hollywood's elite inviting them to her US Memorial Day celebrations on Monday night, but The Simple Life star made it clear on the invite that anyone weighing over 100 pounds should stay away. The email read:
From: Nicole Richie <xxxxxxxx@xxxx
xxx.xxxxxxx> To: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Subject: Masha and Nicole's Memorial Day Party Date: Thu 24 Ma 2007 04:29:29 +0000
My fellow Americans it's that time of year to celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer. Let's stand together as one, live the American dream, take shots, pass out and wake up with our pants ripped open at the seams. Let's glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans. Even though we have no fucking clue what Memorial Day really means!
Mashas House
Sunday May 28th, at 2pm
XXXXX Crest Court
There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!
Please make sure to RSVP as this is a large party and we need to keep track of who's coming. Thanks
Nicole's publicist said the invite was meant to be a joke. Because eating disorders are really funny now?
Source: www.heatworld.com
From: Nicole Richie <xxxxxxxx@xxxx
xxx.xxxxxxx> To: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Subject: Masha and Nicole's Memorial Day Party Date: Thu 24 Ma 2007 04:29:29 +0000
My fellow Americans it's that time of year to celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer. Let's stand together as one, live the American dream, take shots, pass out and wake up with our pants ripped open at the seams. Let's glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans. Even though we have no fucking clue what Memorial Day really means!
Mashas House
Sunday May 28th, at 2pm
XXXXX Crest Court
There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!
Please make sure to RSVP as this is a large party and we need to keep track of who's coming. Thanks
Nicole's publicist said the invite was meant to be a joke. Because eating disorders are really funny now?
Source: www.heatworld.com