Im Doing A Mike Jones

[Cooper]

Yeah I got the text. I replied. Also:

A text this morning saying "I am your father" coming from a number definately not in the UK. It starts with +614. Another from the same number hors later read "Do you not want to know where your paternal genetics lie or something?" Sorry whoever is sending them but I aint repying. It will drain my credit.

Then not long ago I got one from the service SMSMate (an internet site where you can send texts for free I think) saying "Whats the point in having a shit only to realise theres no toilet roll next to ya?? do u use the toilet brush??..." Things are getting strange now!

Shot 21 out.

+614 = Australia

 

[Taliq]

Yeah I got the text. I replied. Also:

A text this morning saying "I am your father" coming from a number definately not in the UK. It starts with +614. Another from the same number hors later read "Do you not want to know where your paternal genetics lie or something?" Sorry whoever is sending them but I aint repying. It will drain my credit.

7 Syns?