CORAL GABLES, FL: A University of Miami junior is at large for murdering his roommate last night. ***** *****, 20, allegedly woke up his roommate around 6 AM in a drunken stupor, talking to gibberish to himself and making a lot of noise. The roommate at large apparently tried to sleep through this initial distraction, but failed as the living space for the two of them is no more than 10 feet apart. *****, in his drunken state made food using his roommate's microwave, further aggravating the already angered roommate. He then proceeded to pass out in his bed, snoring like no human being has ever snored before. Witnesses say they could literally hear ***** 5 rooms down the hall, making an animal-like noise. The roommate tried in vain to wake *****, screaming at the top of his lungs for him to stop, shaking him, and making noise himself.
Finally, after being awake for 3 hours because of *****, the roommate in question couldn't take it anymore and shot ***** 48 times with a AK-47. This has happened numerous times, according to witnesses, but the first that the roommate took action. Authorities say that they will not press charges, due to the idiotic behavior of *****, but they simply want to talk to the roommate at large, because they feel he may indeed be the most patient person since Jesus Christ Himself. AP WIRE REPORTS
Finally, after being awake for 3 hours because of *****, the roommate in question couldn't take it anymore and shot ***** 48 times with a AK-47. This has happened numerous times, according to witnesses, but the first that the roommate took action. Authorities say that they will not press charges, due to the idiotic behavior of *****, but they simply want to talk to the roommate at large, because they feel he may indeed be the most patient person since Jesus Christ Himself. AP WIRE REPORTS
