I'm A Punk

[Synful*Luv]

So, I get home from work and this stupid ass puppy of mines has taken a shit and pissed on his brand new bed, his toys, and his blanket in his cage. And not just a little either, big, grown man quantities of it! At this point, I'm pissed off!

What makes it worst is that this little bum is trying to play and get picked up the entire time i'm trying to take the disgusting things off of him so he rubs poo and pee ridden paws all over me! Mind you, I just got in from work. I'm in my dress clothes. Perfectly good suit ruined.

I'm gagging from the smell, trying to hold him down and at the same time drag his items out of the cage and this bum is acting a fool.

I finally get everything taken care of like almost an hour later. I'm gross and he's half clean. I had just taken him to be groomed this weekend! That was a waste of $50. He goes from smelling like butterflies to poo in 0.5 seconds.

Then, I didn't want to hit him because he's so small, but he kept jumping on me. So, I pushed him down, and his stupid self fell.

Then I felt really bad because he fell and looked soo sad. So I picked him up and started to apologize and cry.

Here I am, in the bathroom of my apartment, surrounded in poo and pee, a suit ruined, cage, bed, and toys ruined, shoes ruined, grooming ruined, but crying with my puppy.

I'm a punk.

 

[cannibalox]

Waaaah. Waaaah.

 

[Synful*Luv]

Waaaah. Waaaah.

Shut it up :fury:

 

[Snowman]

awww shame on you.

you gotta try to spend some time with him an potty train him. show him where to go potty. an most defintely you have to work with him on being still, not to jump on you. teach him to come an see you when you call for him.


Dogs are like kids they come with responsibility. you got to have time and patience. (But you already know that).

good luck with training him.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Lets see your puppies.

 

[Flipmo]

That's what happens when you have a little dog Trish. They're as dumb as flies. Your gonna have to train it, everytime it poos you put it outside till he/she learns.

 

[Chronic]

My advice is to always remember it's an animal, you're adjusting to it, not the other way around. And always be patient, they last a couple of years

 

[SicC]

and thats why u dont buy a dog when u live in an apartment u buy a dog when u have a backyard a.k.a a house. Your clothes are not ruined its called a washing machine piss and poo wash out believe me i know i have a son and skid marked underwear is his thing. My suggestion is this give the mut away and buy a cat they shit in litter boxes and all u have to do is throw them in it once and there good to go.

pz

 

[Bobby Sands]

Thats the joy of owning a puppy.Your gonna have to train him.The poor guy doesnt know any different.Its easy to lose ur cool with animals when they start acting up.but hitting the dog for no reason sends out the wrong signal.He will get confused.Once you have him house trained it will be ok.Bring the dog outside and wait til he goes to the toilet.When he is finished,start to praise him in a high pitched voice and rub him.Keep doing this and he will eventually discover that if he goes outside to the door when he has to go to the bathroom he will be praised.

If u leave him in the house all day on his own,he is bound to shit and piss all over the place.

 

[The.Menace]

Haha, well this is how it is I guess.....a dog is a lot of work and you have to train him a lil bit...but yeah, the first days can be a lot of work. Anyway, you'll need to learn to punish your dog, you have to. No need to cry just cause it looks sad (girls - )

 

[Synful*Luv]

LOL, thanks guys. He's not going to get any bigger, it's a Chihuahua, he'll be small forever. He doesn't need a backyard, the tiny thing won't even walk on his own outside, it's too cold for him. The reason I picked a Chihuahua is because they're classified as perfect dogs for apartment dwellers.

The thing is, he had been doing soo good that I forget he's still learning sometimes. He learns and retains information so fast, that I forget he's still a puppy and bound to make mistakes.

And you guys are right though, I definately have to work on my patience. That's one thing I know for a fact that I need to correct. I don't have a lot at all and when I get frustrated, it's even worst.

Thanks for all the feedback.


EDIT: I know, i'm a crybaby Menace, hehehehe

 

[Dante]

you chose a dog with a brain the size of a grape. i'd expect it will barely grasp where to shit and not much more than that.

 

[S O F I]

That's why you get a cat. My cat knows where to take a shit.

 

[Synful*Luv]

I've heard Chihuahuas are quite intelligent

The Chihuahua (#11) is the smallest of the toy dog breeds. Chihuahuas are intelligent, charming and loving dogs who are devoted to their owners. This breed needs close contact with its family and make great companions. Chihuahuas can have delusions of grandeur and self-confidence and will challenge much larger dogs. Chihuahuas are good with older children if raised with them. Chihuahuas are intelligent and can be trained fairly easily. Some Chihuahuas can be overly insecure and are prone to excessive barking and early socialization and training while a puppy is recommended.

 

[Synful*Luv]

That's why you get a cat. My cat knows where to take a shit.

LOL, true, but I'm allergic. They actually have litter boxes for toy breeds in Petsmart. I'm going to look more into that. Perhaps it'll work for him better. In his defense, this is his first time messing up since i've had him and he's still a baby.

 

[The.Menace]

He has to learn not to mess up, my dogs learned quite quickly actually that they piss better outside. A Dog usually doesn't want to mess up the place he's livin, they understand that (while we humans keep destroyin this planet earth, but this is a different story).... anyway, u gotta learn to be harsh on your dog sometimes, seriously. Even though u love him.

 

[C.R.Y.]

lmao. you snapped, a lot of people do. at least you didnt kill him lol

 

[hizzle?]

I thought you were going to admit that you were listening to Simple Plan... fuck you for making me dissapointed. :fury:

i still heart woo

 

[Tru Principle]

Well, if I was an animal cop i'd take your dog away from you. You're a nice person, but you obviously have no clue about raising a dog. You seem to be doing everything wrong, but I still wish you good luck... if you can't (and you probably won't ) be able to raise the dog, please give it up for adoption as soon as possible so it still has a chance of being a normal dog.


ps: Sofi is right, cats are the shit.. I have two cats, and I didn't have to train them.. I just showed them where the litter box is, and they figured it out .

 

[_carmi]

its cause its young. if you train her well she won't shit and piss everywhere.