I thought this was funny..

[Jurhum]

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
room-service,
at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East
Economic Review:



Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."




Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."




RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"



G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."




RS: "Ow July den?"



G: "What??"



RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"



G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
Sorry, scrambled please."



RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"



G: "Crisp will be fine."



RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"



G: "What?"



RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"



G: "I don't think so."



RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"



G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn
toes' means."



RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"



G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an
English muffin will be fine."



RS: "We bodder?"



G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."



RS: "Wad?"



G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."



RS: "Copy?"



G: "Excuse me?"



RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"



G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."



RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on
sigh and copy....rye??"



G: "Whatever you say."



RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."


G : "You're very welcome."

 

[S O F I]

LMAO. Stereotypical, but funny.

 

[Helena]

That was funny! You can't get the same effect as when u hear it though

 

[Freedom Froggy]

jew jew jew!!!!

 

[Little Skittle]

that was hard as hell to read and try to decipher what he was saying