I may go to court as a witness.

H.E. Pennypacker

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My pharmacy was approached by a special agent (meaning he works for the FBI) about a lady that committed an endless string of crimes. Its unbelievable the trouble she's gotten herself into, but I may very well become a witness.

Here are some of the things she's done:

1. Insurance fraud. She used someone else's insurance to process her prescriptions. She used her neighbor's insurance meaning she incurred a lot of money for her neighbors.
2. Identity Theft. She wrote prescriptions for herself in the name of several doctors. That means she's stolen the identity of all those doctors. She used their information to do everything.
3. She may very well face drug charges, because she obtained drugs like Percocet (one of the most dangerous legal drugs out there) with fake prescriptions.

The list goes on. With these actions I listed above, she can be charged with tons of things. It doesn't mean that one action will result in one charge. There'll be a lot of things.

Several people at my pharmacy have been asked questions. I believe I am next. Because I am the best with faces and customers, I may recognize her. At least one person has recognized her.

This is going to be exiting...

PS: I wish I was a witness in the Michael Jackson trial, but that's only in my dreams.
 
ooh, that does sound interesting. They are quite substantial charges. Be interested to know how it all turns out.
 
If you do go on the stand, yell out something totally random. The court typist people type EVERYTHING down i hear. I dunno, while u give ur accuont, in the middle of a sentence just abrutly yell out like "tupac 4 life" or "aiiight son"

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damn i never stood on a witness stand jus thinking about it makes me feel wierd...goodluck dawg i got court tomorrow...hopefully the witness dont show up n i get off :D wish me luck pacboard
 
Aight Son said:
If you do go on the stand, yell out something totally random. The court typist people type EVERYTHING down i hear. I dunno, while u give ur accuont, in the middle of a sentence just abrutly yell out like "tupac 4 life" or "aiiight son"

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yup those court reporters are quick with phonetics...but pull some sheiit like that and the judge will hold you in contempt :(
 
wow you seem so eager to snitch........shit aint none of youir business mayn take care of you and yours dont worry about what the next man is doing.......she may have had a legitimite reason for doing this......
 
you work in a pharmacy? hook me up with some pain killers

I am tired of people asking me for drugs! :) Its true I have access to everything a druggie could dream of.

The question is, did she do it because shes an addict, or because she couldnt afford the medication?

She's a nurse...soon to be former nurse. They make a lot of money. It must have been because she's an addict because she's been doing this for a while.

If you do go on the stand, yell out something totally random. The court typist people type EVERYTHING down i hear. I dunno, while u give ur accuont, in the middle of a sentence just abrutly yell out like "tupac 4 life" or "aiiight son"

That would be hilarious. It would.

goodluck dawg i got court tomorrow...hopefully the witness dont show up n i get off
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wish me luck pacboard

You need to pull a Pablo Escobar. That'll make sure they won't appear.

let us know when u get the subpoena COMMANDING your appearance
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If I say "I don't know" for every question the special agent has, there's really no point in forcing me to go.

wow you seem so eager to snitch........shit aint none of youir business mayn take care of you and yours dont worry about what the next man is doing.......she may have had a legitimite reason for doing this......

If I am going to do it, its only for the people that have been violated by her. If she did something to me, I'd appreciate if someone would testify. Its only a matter of "what would I want if I was in their position?"

There's no legitimate reason for stealing other people's identities. Lets say she stole their car. I wouldn't really care, but she stole their identities. They'll have to spend a lot of time to get things sorted out.

if he molested you, you should tell somebody

Is it not clear I am a Michael Jackson fan? You may have missed all the posts in which I defend him vigorously. Anyhow, I would be a defense witness if I were to take a stand in his case. I am sure the prosecution would not want to ask me any questions because every line out of my mouth would be in favor of The King.

Just tell the truth.

Or, plead the FIZIFH, cause it's the cool thing to do.

I don't think you can plead the fifth if they subpena you.
 
H.E. Pennypacker said:
I am tired of people asking me for drugs! :) Its true I have access to everything a druggie could dream of.



She's a nurse...soon to be former nurse. They make a lot of money. It must have been because she's an addict because she's been doing this for a while.



That would be hilarious. It would.



You need to pull a Pablo Escobar. That'll make sure they won't appear.



If I say "I don't know" for every question the special agent has, there's really no point in forcing me to go.



If I am going to do it, its only for the people that have been violated by her. If she did something to me, I'd appreciate if someone would testify. Its only a matter of "what would I want if I was in their position?"

There's no legitimate reason for stealing other people's identities. Lets say she stole their car. I wouldn't really care, but she stole their identities. They'll have to spend a lot of time to get things sorted out.



Is it not clear I am a Michael Jackson fan? You may have missed all the posts in which I defend him vigorously. Anyhow, I would be a defense witness if I were to take a stand in his case. I am sure the prosecution would not want to ask me any questions because every line out of my mouth would be in favor of The King.



I don't think you can plead the fifth if they subpena you.

I'm not familiar with the law, really, but I was just saying it for fun. Take the first part of my post seriously, though.
 
Yep, Jurhum is right.

Dunno if Jurhum is, but I'm not even American & I know this (Pennypacker take note).

Anyhoo, snitc...I mean, 'testifying' is a personal decision & really, no-one but you can decide what effect fulfilling, or turning your back, such an act would have on your conscience.

My advice: Forget the victim, think of yourself!
 
You can plead the fifth to wutver the hell u want. Today my math teacher asked me what 2 + 2 was and i answered "5, the fizifth that is"
 
Default MX said:
You can plead the fifth to wutver the hell u want. Today my math teacher asked me what 2 + 2 was and i answered "5, the fizifth that is"

In your case, you had the right to plead the fifth on the base of self-incrimination. Therefore, you pleading the fifth stopped you from incriminating yourself and exposing your stupidity to the teacher. Therefore, by pleading the fifth, you protected yourself.
 

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