I just met Baltimore Raven's LB Bart Scott.

Dogmatic187

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It was hilarious more than anything. This is how it went down.

I decided to go and vist a friend of mine at his job, he works at a K-Mart is Skyesville, MD. He was at the front desk, so after about 10 minutes fo being there we were talking about the dismal season both the Ravens and Resdskins are having (he's a Ravens fan).

The store was pretty much empty, the weather was pretty bad, it had been snowing the entire day, then all of a sudden the automatic door opens and in comes Bart Scott.

My friend immediately reconigzes him and freaks out, he says "Aren't you Bart Scott?!" Bart Scott brushes it off and asks if there's any salt left, my friends continues to harrass him, but answers his question that there isn't any salt left.

I actually point at Bart Scott and say "I don't think that's Bart Scott" as he goes down one of the isles he says "Yeah, I'm Bart Scott."

WTF?

As soon as he's done, he comes back up to the front desk, pays there, my friend persuades him to prove to me that he's Bart Scott, so he pulls out an NFL card with his name on it. Sort of like an employee card.

He actually signs autographs for both my friend and I, eventhough, I pretty much told him to his face that he wasn't Bart Scott, even though he was. And we tell him to go to Home Depot and get salt there. He leaves and throws up the peace sign.

He was a pretty cool guy. Here's what he looks like.

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We both found it amazing that he decided to go to a shitty K-Mart in the first place.
 
You told him to go to Home Depot for salt? I saw Gatorade on a 20 foot high shelf last time I went there!
 
You should of told him the throwing of the flag was one of the funniest things I have seen on a football field
 

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