I have the flu

[ARon]

I used this picture to describe how I feel. (Editors note: The cat's name is Brownie and he is alive and well.)

I'm too poor to go to the doctor and Bama is still fighting the good fight so I hope it doesn't get too bad. Last time I was sick I was in bed for two weeks straight and fuck that.

I found some things out because of this though. At the moment I'm house sitting for my ex girlfriends parents and I called em to ask if they had a thermometer so I could take my temp. I'm still on the phone as I find it and I proceed to take my temp, I put it under my tongue like the school nurse used to do. I kind of mumble on the phone and Dan, the Dad, starts laughing hysterically and I'm like what's up? I guess they make thermometers that are supposed to be used under the armpit, wtf? I ran it under some hot water first but still lol. At least it wasn't the anal kind I suppose.

Also, they need to make nose plug things out of shamwow material.

 

[S O F I]

it must be one of those old-school ones because those are the only ones we ever used in bosnia and shit lol. I didn't know people in the states used the armpit ones.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

The ear ones are the new shit..

 

[masta247]

we only use the armpit and ear ones (however they are new and said to be not too accurate) so that made me lmao

 

[Duke]

Rectal thermometer is the most reliable.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

I bet you find a reason to check your temp regularly huh Duke?

 

[keco52]

They're all the same thing aren't they? It can be used ear or armpit. I mean...they don't make different models to be used different places. I thought...:unsure:

 

[THEV1LL4N]

poor cat.

 

[THEV1LL4N]

p.s. get well soon.

 

[ARon]

Thanksfully it wasn't that bad, I'm already recovering, was in the bed for like a day is all so yeahhhh. My nose is all raw though lol, hate when that happens.

I'm still confused with the thermo thing but who knows, I'm just gonna buy my own next time lol

 

[S O F I]

if you die, can i have your internship?

 

[ArtsyGirl]

I got tested for Swine Flu today I doubt I have it but I still feel like crizzap..