I hate Mcdonalds

Stred

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Im going to give you a breif rundown on what just happend to me, yoi don't like it. Fuck off then! But you won't, do you know why?? Because your fukin bored and have nothing better to do.

Ok, so! I went into town tonight coz its the long weekend and evryone was out. I got pissed, danced, smoked, etc etc..

After getting kicked out from the club for I can't even remember why.. I decided to go to maccers to get some food before going home.

The line was bullshit long, im talking like 10 minutes just to get served, so finally I order my meal, kindly step aside so other people can get served while my burger is getting made. After a few minutes a start to get anoyed with how long they are taking to make my tripple cheeseburger.. and being my pissed, rude self, I said to the chick manager " oi cunt, how long does it take to make a cheesbuger around here".
I don't know weather they were laughing at me or with me, but everyone in the line was laughing.

Turns out the slut didn't find it funny as she called the cops, and didn't even give me my meal :mad:.

I spent the last four hours in a cell with some scary dudes cuvered in tatoos, and a bloke that was tripping balls on drugs that thought he was a galah, and making bird noises.

Funnyest four hours of my life! :)

I think I should get a tear tatoo on my cheack







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Don't fuck with people who mess with your food.

yup.


if u knew the cops were coming..u should've gotten the hell out of there..damn man that would suck being in jail for calling someone a cunt lol
 
Im going to give you a breif rundown on what just happend to me, yoi don't like it. Fuck off then! But you won't, do you know why?? Because your fukin bored and have nothing better to do.

Ok, so! I went into town tonight coz its the long weekend and evryone was out. I got pissed, danced, smoked, etc etc..

After getting kicked out from the club for I can't even remember why.. I decided to go to maccers to get some food before going home.

The line was bullshit long, im talking like 10 minutes just to get served, so finally I order my meal, kindly step aside so other people can get served while my burger is getting made. After a few minutes a start to get anoyed with how long they are taking to make my tripple cheeseburger.. and being my pissed, rude self, I said to the chick manager " oi cunt, how long does it take to make a cheesbuger around here".
I don't know weather they were laughing at me or with me, but everyone in the line was laughing.

Turns out the slut didn't find it funny as she called the cops, and didn't even give me my meal :mad:.

I spent the last four hours in a cell with some scary dudes cuvered in tatoos, and a bloke that was tripping balls on drugs that thought he was a galah, and making bird noises.

Funnyest four hours of my life! :)

I think I should get a tear tatoo on my cheack







Would of


lmao


Aussie rules suck balls.
 
LMAO at getting arrested in McDonalds. Classic.
 
He didn't get arrested for calling her a cunt. He got arrested for asking her how long it took to make a cheesburger there. That's a corporate secret with McDonald's and they got a law passed that will get you arrested if you ask. Plus, they've got a law for saying "oi." So that was two strikes he had.
 
Wendy's? Checkers? Sonic? Hardies? Roy Rogers? Jack in The Box?

Please, Please tell me you have a Taco Bell, or Australia has been deemed a third world country.

Taco Bell is one of the worst fuckin foods ever! Why would u even wanna eat that piece of shit? Del Taco is WAYYYY fuckin better.
 
How the fuck did you get arrested?! I would have been out that motherfucker first sign of trouble. How long does it take cops to arrive ... I would have been a shadow in a blaze of smoke before the cops even got there, dumb :rolleyes:
 

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