I Hate Crabs

[ArtsyGirl]

Get your mind out the gutter Im talkin bout these lil bastards:

I hate them its 40 degrees at the moment (104 for you Americans!) and I'm livin at the beach but everytime I go for a swim I'm paranoid bout there punk ass nipper claws eating my toes! :fury: And the cowards hide under the sand n shit.. I think the ocean has somethin against me coz last night I got bitten by a Jellyfish too! Anyway point of the thread what ocean animals are you afraid of, if you dont live near an ocean what land animals creep you out? I'm off to go kill some crabs...

 

[SiGh]

dont u git sting by jellyfishes...i didnt kno they bite too. and u should pick up them crabs boil em..and sell its meat. shits madd expensive around here. just go door to door...

and or subwayz.

 

[DarkPhantom13]

I hate crabs too but thats a whole different story.........:sad:

 

[PuffnScruff]

im getting sick of lizards. i found another one in my apartment

 

[ArtsyGirl]

dont u git sting by jellyfishes...i didnt kno they bite too. and u should pick up them crabs boil em..and sell its meat. shits madd expensive around here. just go door to door...

and or subwayz.

Point. Bitten/Stung same thing. I couldnt touch the crabs.

 

[KAMIKAZI]

I fear the Spongebob, it takes so many forms.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

I fear you've been posting a little too much about Spongebob lately KAMI ..

 

[SiGh]

i love u kami! fry the crabs.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

Lol one time we went crabbing and we got like a bucket full of em. We were going to throw them back but a friend said he'll cook em. I gotta say this guy is a stoner, but anyway the next day I go around his house and he's cooked em up but instead of boiling them while they still have the shell on he's taken all the meat out before so its all soggy and he's inticing me to eat some! I go for the littlest piece n it was disgusting!
Actually I only like eating them, seafood cocktail is yum!

 

[Taliq]

I'm scared of moby dick..he's like big n shit

 

[CESARE BORGIA]

Spiders, i cant fucking stand them, i aint afraid of them but i hate them with a passion, sometimes when i kill them i leave them smashed on the wall as a warning to the other spiders, your gonna call me a retard but it works, try it for your self and see. i also recomend pellet guns for the giant fuckers, shoes dont cut it with them, your liable to just piss them off that way, then they kill you in your sleep.

 

[ChrisZimbo]

i hate crab

 

[7 Syns]

I love crab, I hate crabby ass people however.

But I don't mind seafood or to be more exact fishing, boating, crabing etc..

I hate

peace.

 

[SiGh]

^we all hate him. lol

 

[Duke]

Some animals i dislike, most i love. But there is one kind that recieves my unyielding hate and is oft on the wrong end of a shoe or book. Yes, the slaughter of on of them gives me a pleasure greater than any of you can imagine.

My nemesis:

 

[Scoobyffc]

just cook'em...its delicious

Ima get some this weekend...

 

[Helena]

i've never actually eaten a crab. never seen one either i don't think.
they do look a lil scary though

 

[Tru Principle]

Animals have no prejiduce, you're simply delisuional.

 

[LOLOAZ]

im getting sick of lizards. i found another one in my apartment

:laugh: Why are lizards attracted to your apartment?

Lizards, Snakes, Cats, Mice, Cockroaches, Spiders, bugs/insects, Ocean animals...I hate them all.

 

[PuffnScruff]

I love crab, I hate crabby ass people however.

But I don't mind seafood or to be more exact fishing, boating, crabing etc..

I hate

peace.

I CAN SEE HIS SACK!!! you should be banned for posting this porn!!!:laugh: