i hope nobody is a midget here... because they freak me out
they scare the hell out of me.. for real
and i dont wanna tell them that cuz they might headbutt me in the balls
but does anyone else suffer from midgetophobia?
i bet an elevator smells different to a midget... i went to college with this midget guy and he told me my hair smelled nice, didnt know whether to be offended or flattered. oh and in the dorms, there was no heating in winter and no a/c in summer [yeah, fourteen grand a year and you freeze your nuts off] so i figured, set the midget on fire, put him in the corner at night and he doubles as both a nightlight, and heat. and people say midgets arent useful...
i would walk by his room and see him standing up straight and typing on his keyboard which was on his desk... and properly laughed my ass off. what makes it even more hilarious... he was on the wrestling and weightlifting team for the university lmfao.
i was always afraid he'd sneak under my door at night and climb up the bed... i had nightmares.
if any of you are midgets i'm really sorry for all this, and feel free to jump on the exclamation key to emphasize your mini-anger. just had to get this off my chest... which would make it over their head.. ha.
sorry.
they scare the hell out of me.. for real
and i dont wanna tell them that cuz they might headbutt me in the balls
but does anyone else suffer from midgetophobia?
i bet an elevator smells different to a midget... i went to college with this midget guy and he told me my hair smelled nice, didnt know whether to be offended or flattered. oh and in the dorms, there was no heating in winter and no a/c in summer [yeah, fourteen grand a year and you freeze your nuts off] so i figured, set the midget on fire, put him in the corner at night and he doubles as both a nightlight, and heat. and people say midgets arent useful...
i would walk by his room and see him standing up straight and typing on his keyboard which was on his desk... and properly laughed my ass off. what makes it even more hilarious... he was on the wrestling and weightlifting team for the university lmfao.
i was always afraid he'd sneak under my door at night and climb up the bed... i had nightmares.
if any of you are midgets i'm really sorry for all this, and feel free to jump on the exclamation key to emphasize your mini-anger. just had to get this off my chest... which would make it over their head.. ha.
sorry.
