I dunno why

[Sirrush]

but all day long I just have been farting and the farts just stink. Loud and stinky farts usually it's one or the other but rarely blessed with both.

 

[SiGh]

Do you catch it and sniff it?

 

[Sirrush]

I sometimes will fan as one would with cheese just to see how stinky they are.

 

[Synful*Luv]

WTF?

Maybe you should take something for gas?

 

[Bender]

I had this problem about a week ago. I woke up early in the morning and I have never had so much gas before. Luckily they were all dry farts.

Maybe we all get to be king of flatulence for one day in our lives.

 

[Sirrush]

I'm not sure yet I might just want to have this blessing throughout my work shift it can come in handy esp if I need coffee in a hurry.

See it can be handy.

 

[Chronic]

"Persistent bloating and flatulence that is present consistently over a period may be an indication of a serious medical condition such as colorectal cancer."

I'd like to believe it's that.

 

[Casey]

/\ Lmao

 

[Sirrush]

nah just today I got the gift, I wish it was everyday though it could be fun.

 

[Farzin]

This is a thread for men.

Let's have the biggest and baddest fart contest.

 

[Sirrush]

^^^ lets do it everyday we post our fart of the day or maybe we put it in sound and we judge .

 

[Rahim]

hahaahahha stop eating spicy foods man

 

[Sirrush]

OK here is my submission

I hope it is worthy of you all. Thank you