I bet you can't laugh without smiling

[masta247]

YouTube - I bet you can't Laugh Without Smiling

 

[Preach]

fake! forged!

 

[Duke]

I hate youtube.

 

[dillaxx]

that was good..

 

[masta247]

YouTube - Try to watch this without laughing or grinning

 

[dillaxx]

YouTube - Try to watch this without laughing or grinning

yeah i saw that... wasnt that funny...

 

[Preach]

i didn't laugh, i wouldn't say i put on a grin either, but i did smile a little

 

[S O F I]

sometimes when i get intimate with a bitch my dick goes limp but i'm still a pimp

 

[Duke]

sometimes when i get intimate with a bitch my dick goes limp but i'm still a pimp

wtf, man? that was so random, lol

in any case, it's good that you have the courage to admit you have a sexual problem.

 

[S O F I]

wtf, man? that was so random, lol

in any case, it's good that you have the courage to admit you have a sexual problem.

I post random rhymes that come to mind in threads that I deem unworthy. There's evidence for this.

In case you google the line and don't find the artist, Obie Trice says it in Drugs.

 

[Duke]

I post random rhymes that come to mind in threads that I deem unworthy. There's evidence for this.

Maybe the rhymes have deeper, personal origins...

 

[S O F I]

Maybe the rhymes have deeper, personal origins...

They do. I don't know why they call it the whiskey dick, implying you can fuck all night, I can't get it up after whiskey. Whatever. I'm not dysfunctional...I think.

 

[Preach]

They do. I don't know why they call it the whiskey dick, implying you can fuck all night, I can't get it up after whiskey. Whatever. I'm not dysfunctional...I think.

Maybe it means it's a dick with a lotta juice.

I dunno, all I know is you have limp dick ehehehehe.

Edit: While on the subject, Duke and I had a conversation earlier about how it would be great to kill a cock (bird), cause then you get to hear yourself say "I killed a cock"... And that's an awesome line.

 

[Preach]

Maybe the rhymes have deeper, personal origins...

I thought it was a metaphor in homage to masta.

Where masta was the pimp, this thread (which by sofi's account was a ph4il) was one of the few occasions where he got limp dick, and being intimate with my bitch meant trying to make a good thread.

Ehe.

 

[S O F I]

Edit: While on the subject, Duke and I had a conversation earlier about how it would be great to kill a cock (bird), cause then you get to hear yourself say "I killed a cock"... And that's an awesome line.

There's nothing cool about saying you killed a cock.

On the other hand, If you found yourself in Haiti where cock fights are popular, then when your cock wins, you can say "My cock killed your cock" or "don't mess with my cock" or "my cock is bigger than your cock", I mean really, the possibilities are endless here.

 

[Preach]

Good point.

Yes, it's cool in the sense that you can say "I killed your cock" if you did it while visiting someone else's farm, for example. Associate "cock" with "manhood" for extra funny points.

But yours was funnier.

 

[Duke]

"My cock is injured."

"Can I fight with a substitute cock?"

"Your cock ripped mine"


How long 'till this thread gets really, really filthy and raunchy?

 

[masta247]

lol I come and see my laughing thread is full of cocks

 

[Preach]

"My cock is injured."

"Can I fight with a substitute cock?"

"Your cock ripped mine"

Imagine the rush during cock transfer season.

 

[S. Fourteen]

I laugh while bleeding profusely.
LOL