I am forming a new StreetHop alliance.

Casey

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This alliance will be comprised of the superfly, funksoulbrothers, the super cool uber elite adonis men who walk down the street to the cool bass slappin funk grooves like in all blaxploitation films. The 'Shaft''s of this world, if you will.

This alliance will be so exclusive and coveted that you would sell your own mother to join our super eliteness. We put mufuckas like James Bond to shame, ain't nobody smoother than us.

All who challenge us will be swiftly eliminated.

We are called the NeoSoulja's. We don't take No Shit. With the flyest females we have us some Nasty Sex. We are the dominators of the Nu-StreetHop.

The first members, aside from me of course.....

drumroll please.....

are you ready.......

Shadows.
SiGh
Sandeep14.

The age of the NeoSoulja's has begun.

Gentleman, I welcome you to the new alliance. Check your profiles for an invitation to the group.

Further members will be announced........soon.
 
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The Football group is where its at.

We NeoSoulja's respect the noble arts of sports, however there is no interlap between their idealism and ours. However, if we were to draw a parallel between the NeoSoulja's and a game of football, our upper level would be equivalent to a ruling authority such as FIFA, and our lower level members would be equivalent to football players with the skill levels of Pele, Eric Cantona, Ronaldinho, and the Iranian player Ali Daei who holds the record for most goals scored in international matches.
 
We NeoSoulja's respect the noble arts of sports, however there is no interlap between their idealism and ours. However, if we were to draw a parallel between the NeoSoulja's and a game of football, our upper level would be equivalent to a ruling authority such as FIFA, and our lower level members would be equivalent to football players with the skill levels of Pele, Eric Cantona, Ronaldinho, and the Iranian player Ali Daei who holds the record for most goals scored in international matches.

more Ali Dia i reckon
 
Right about now...

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Right about now...

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Yes! Exactly right.

I don't know why ill-matic keeps posting strange pictures of himself and his social circle. He must enjoy looking at homosexuals. This is topic that has been discussed within the NeoSoulja's, and we have come to a conclusion, ie, illy is a homo.
 
What benefits are offered by membership?

That is a knowledge that can only be made available to members, as one does not choose whether or not to be a NeoSoulja, one must be chosen.

However it is likely that you will know soon :)
 

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