Hacker Finds proof of outerspace military missons?

[Hankaveli]

Hacker Feels US Navy Has
Spaceships, Crews In Space
7-15-5

He did a few trial runs, hacking into Oxford University's network, for example, and he found the whole business "incredibly exciting. And then it got more exciting when I started going to places where I really shouldn't be."

"Like where?" I ask.

"The US Space Command," he says.

"What was the most exciting thing you saw?"

"I found a list of officers' names," he says, "under the heading 'Non-Terrestrial Officers'. It doesn't mean little green men. What I think it means is not Earth-based. I found a list of 'fleet-to-fleet transfers', and a list of ship names. I looked them up. They weren't US Navy ships. What I saw made me believe they have some kind of spaceship, off-planet."

"The Americans have a secret spaceship?" I ask.

"That's what this trickle of evidence has led me to believe."

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[Zero Cool]

This is old. Have you not heard? The United Federation of Planets (under Bush's control) have just destroyed the Borg.

 

[Jokerman]

"I was smoking a lot of dope at the time."

 

[Illuminattile]

A stoned computer nerd manages to hack the US Government website but then "accidentally" deletes 1,300 user accounts and "critical system files" by "pressing the wrong button", and then gets caught because he leaves his e-mail address in the paper trail? Smooth.

I don't see how the government would leave uber-confidential details of an army in space on Windows boxes with weak passwords and little security so some 39-year-old script kiddie high as a kite can Alt+Tab between sensitive government information and a game of Uplink. If they can put an army in space without anybody noticing then they can hide the proof.

 

[Rukas]

A stoned computer nerd manages to hack the US Government website but then "accidentally" deletes 1,300 user accounts and "critical system files" by "pressing the wrong button", and then gets caught because he leaves his e-mail address in the paper trail? Smooth.

I don't see how the government would leave uber-confidential details of an army in space on Windows boxes with weak passwords and little security so some 39-year-old script kiddie high as a kite can Alt+Tab between sensitive government information and a game of Uplink. If they can put an army in space without anybody noticing then they can hide the proof.

Truth.

 

[EDouble]

"under the heading 'Non-Terrestrial Officers'. It doesn't mean little green men. What I think it means is not Earth-based.