Got cited for jaywalking today

[S O F I]

I can't believe that shit.

I'm jaywalking and out of nowhere this car comes toward me and it's a 3-4 lane one-way street and I get stuck in the 3rd and the the driver signals to turn into the lane but sees me and swerves away and yells something out. So, in my natural reflex, I flip the fucker off and continue walking. A couple seconds later, a bike cop stops me and types my name down in his little PDA.

I don't know of anybody who has a jaywalking ticket.

 

[Euphanasia]

lol you've had some bad luck lately huh? Weren't you just in a car accident?

 

[PuffnScruff]

lol dude you need to watch it before you get deported

 

[C.R.Y.]

i thought i had bad luck. im suprised you didnt get hit instead

 

[Sebastian]

You deserve it.

 

[S O F I]

lol you've had some bad luck lately huh? Weren't you just in a car accident?

Yeah, LOL, I've had some shitty times these last couple of months, believe that lol. I try not to think much of it.

 

[Jokerman]

At first I thought the thread said, God cited for jaywalking today. I thought, good, it's about time.

 

[Tru Principle]

^^ God does not exist, but if he did. I'd gave his ass a jaywalking ticket.


But tough luck dude. We can roll on that cop if you want. He got to get got ya hear me?

Ey McNulty, you piss ass mutha fucka.

 

[hizzle?]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?!^^

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

You shouldve said your name was Tupac Shakur. And see what happend...

 

[Prize Gotti]

Lol I've been getting away with jay walking for as long as I can remember being in America, I've all ways had an english accent so I just told the officer I was on holiday from england, and there is no such law here, london is like jay walking heaven.

 

[Tru Principle]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?!^^

i know lol, totally random.