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First of all, i'm not talking about a little bit of a bloody nose. Let me explain my situation. It started months ago where I seemed to get allergies and start sneezing in the morning out of nowhere. Then I started to get a bloody nose here and there. A few times it happened 2-3 times a day. It stopped for a while and then I started getting them again recently. It always used to be the right side of my nose that would bleed, but now the left side is doing it too. I don't know how many times it's happened today, but it seems like i've had this one for a while now. Every time I stick the tissue in my nose and pull it out, there's blood.

Has anyone ever had a problem like this? I am thinking about going to the doctor to see what they say, but I don't know yet. And no dumb responses involving drugs, I don't do any.
 
Yeah, see a doctor, I used to get nose bleeds when I was younger from allergies and dry heat, but I don't get them anymore. Your condition doesn't sound too normal though. I'd definately consult a professional.
 
as a child,i used to get nosebleeds 3 times a day.then,i used to get then a few times a week,up until few years back,.doctors said i needed some type of surgery.anyways,about 4 years ago,i read about how blood vessels in the nose break when they're dry,and that's what causes the nosebleeds. so, i decided to put some vaseline on a q-tip and apply it at the top of my nose everyday.i figured this should moisten the inside of my nose.after about a week,the nosebleeds stopped,and i haven't had one since.
 
prince mack said:
as a child,i used to get nosebleeds 3 times a day.then,i used to get then a few times a week,up until few years back,.doctors said i needed some type of surgery.anyways,about 4 years ago,i read about how blood vessels in the nose break when they're dry,and that's what causes the nosebleeds. so, i decided to put some vaseline on a q-tip and apply it at the top of my nose everyday.i figured this should moisten the inside of my nose.after about a week,the nosebleeds stopped,and i haven't had one since.
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the solution is to start a nice coke habit to tighten up those capillaries and stop the bleeding. in fact that's the very reason a cocaine derivative is used in eye surgery. well, in time you'll get more bloody noses and possibly require removal of your decaying septum, but in the meantime it's a lot of fun.

go see a doctor. your nose problem could be an indication of something worse than allergies or a dry patch of skin; though that's likely all it is.
 
yeah this is basically what happen to me. Iv never put anything up my nose either. The weather around here is real dry and there is no humdity during the winter time. So i would always get massive and i mean massive nose bleeds. I would rest me elbows on the counter around my sink and just let that shit drip into the sink. No use in getting a paper towel, tissue, or even tampon, cause this shit isnt stoping anytime soon. Then i would lay down and try and get it to close/dry up and it usually did. Then one day i got this nose bleed that wouldnt stop. It was like a 5-6 hrs nose bleed no fucking joke. So i ended up saying fuck it, take me to the ER pops, this shit just isnt gonna stop i need to see a doc. So we went and waited for like 45 min, i thought it had finally stoped and it was letting me go free, but no, not this fucking nose bleed. So it had stop for like 10-15 min and then all of a sudden it was like u turned ur faucet on full blast and nose was bleed all over the place once again. So finally the doc calls me into his room. And asks "So a nose bleed Huh?" He gets a kick out of my nose bleeding and is poking fun at me the whole time. What he doesnt realize is i dont give two shits about his childish humor and he deosnt realize i see threw him and I JUST WANT MY DAMN NOSE TO STOP BLEEDING! So he wants to get this one "tool" is what he called it. He must have spent 30-45 min looking for this tool. If he would of told me about this tool i woulda ran out this motherfucker. The tool was this thing that basically was a tampon, but instead of being filled with whatver the hell tampons are filled with, this tool was filled with air. It was deflated at the begining, all limp and shit. And im sitting here looking at this 6-8 inch device, and i know exacly where this fucker is going. So the doctor starts to lube this "tool" up with massive amounts of lubrication and proceeds to jam that fucker so far up my nose i start to gag and my eyes begin to water. Now that the entire thing is jammed in my nose its time to inflat. yippee! So now my right nostrile has this huge tampon looking thing with crusty ass blood and lube all around it and the other piece of the tool taped on the side of my face. The intstrument that was tapd on the side of my face was pretty big and was used to deflate/inflate this tool. So this fucker was jammed up my nose for about 4-5 days of pure and utter bliss.

I then got my nose coterized. Its where they burn off blood vessels that are too close to the surface of ur skin. Havent had a nose bleed since.
 
Nosebleeds are fun. I tend to have 'em alot when i catch a cold (like now) but they're very mild ones. I tend to let em drip out in the sink. I also enjoy playing with the blood, it looks so ghastly and so red and so much, but its nothing. Thats the great thing about blood, even a little bit can look like a right mess.
 
get the shit boxers get. Silver nitrate up the nose so they get a lower chance of nose bleeds as well as less blood coming out. It'll probably fuck up your sense of smell though
 
HiGhTillDeaTH said:
yeah this is basically what happen to me. Iv never put anything up my nose either. The weather around here is real dry and there is no humdity during the winter time. So i would always get massive and i mean massive nose bleeds. I would rest me elbows on the counter around my sink and just let that shit drip into the sink. No use in getting a paper towel, tissue, or even tampon, cause this shit isnt stoping anytime soon. Then i would lay down and try and get it to close/dry up and it usually did. Then one day i got this nose bleed that wouldnt stop. It was like a 5-6 hrs nose bleed no fucking joke. So i ended up saying fuck it, take me to the ER pops, this shit just isnt gonna stop i need to see a doc. So we went and waited for like 45 min, i thought it had finally stoped and it was letting me go free, but no, not this fucking nose bleed. So it had stop for like 10-15 min and then all of a sudden it was like u turned ur faucet on full blast and nose was bleed all over the place once again. So finally the doc calls me into his room. And asks "So a nose bleed Huh?" He gets a kick out of my nose bleeding and is poking fun at me the whole time. What he doesnt realize is i dont give two shits about his childish humor and he deosnt realize i see threw him and I JUST WANT MY DAMN NOSE TO STOP BLEEDING! So he wants to get this one "tool" is what he called it. He must have spent 30-45 min looking for this tool. If he would of told me about this tool i woulda ran out this motherfucker. The tool was this thing that basically was a tampon, but instead of being filled with whatver the hell tampons are filled with, this tool was filled with air. It was deflated at the begining, all limp and shit. And im sitting here looking at this 6-8 inch device, and i know exacly where this fucker is going. So the doctor starts to lube this "tool" up with massive amounts of lubrication and proceeds to jam that fucker so far up my nose i start to gag and my eyes begin to water. Now that the entire thing is jammed in my nose its time to inflat. yippee! So now my right nostrile has this huge tampon looking thing with crusty ass blood and lube all around it and the other piece of the tool taped on the side of my face. The intstrument that was tapd on the side of my face was pretty big and was used to deflate/inflate this tool. So this fucker was jammed up my nose for about 4-5 days of pure and utter bliss.

I then got my nose coterized. Its where they burn off blood vessels that are too close to the surface of ur skin. Havent had a nose bleed since.
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Yeah, i'm definitely not getting that shit done. :laugh:
 
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