German men are 'world's worst lovers' with English men in second place

[Flipmo]

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada

German men are 'world's worst lovers' with English men in second place - Telegraph

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In other words, Sebastian smells like a sack of shit.

 

[Cooper]

African and asians all very average then?

 

[hizzle?]

8. Scotland (too loud)

lmfao the only thing that went through my mind is DPG screaming "OH COM' EN YEH LUVLY CUNT!!! SUCK ME DICK GOOOOOD!!!"

hehh hehh heeeeeeeh.

 

[Illuminattile]

So we beat the Germans again?

Two World Wars, one World Cup, and one survey about sexual inadequacy. God Save the Queen.

 

[Sebastian]

I accept the first place with pride.

 

[Duke]

With that comment, Seb threw this thread on lockdown, hahaha.


Also, it's a Telegraph article. I wouldn't bet all your life savings on it to be true just yet.

 

[keco52]

in the article is says were too dominating but on the list it says too rough

 

[Chronic]

I once slept with this Vietnamese prostitute and she had gonnorhea. Vietnamese girls are the 5th worst in the world, too much gonnorhea.

Also I'd like to dominate someone. Takers? No one with self-esteem please.

 

[Bobby Sands]

Irish men are 5th best lovers

 

[ArtsyGirl]

The Best list looks good.. Well done Aussie boys beat out the Kiwi's once again..

 

[Bobby Sands]

^^you have experience with men from all those nationalities?

 

[ArtsyGirl]

No no.. Some arn't on the list...

 

[Flipmo]

Sounds like an excellent pick up line..

"Baby, wanna put me on the top 10 world's best lovers list?

 

[vg4030]

Also I'd like to dominate someone. Takers? No one with self-esteem please.

Euphanasia?

 

[Stred]

Irish men are 5th best lovers

Go drink ya Guinness and fuck a pig.

At least our women are hot.

 

[hizzle?]

You'd be surprised of the hotness of Irish women... I was thrown on my ass...

 

[Flipmo]

Irish lassies are hawtness.

 

[Bobby Sands]

Irish women are hot. shame that a lot of them are so stuck up though.

 

[vg4030]

Irish lassies are hawtness.

An Irish accent on a girl is hella sexy :thumb:

 

[Stred]

So is a g-string on Keco.

Don't see me clapping