Geicko should do this commercial.

[Jurhum]

Phone rings.

Girl: Hello!
Guy: Hey, remember me?
Girl: No, who are you? (she knows him)
Guy: I'm the guy who slept with you last night.
Girl: I didn't sleep with anyone last night.
Guy: Anyway, I just called to tell you that today my parents and I went and had our annual blood test and I tested HIV positive.
Girl: Tell me you are kidding.
Guy: But I have good news. I switched to Geicko. That should save me 15% or more on car insurance.



But seriously, would would your reaction be when someone calls you and says he or she tested HIV positive?

 

[ChrisZimbo]

i would be on a killing spree

 

[Duke]

I would thank the Lord for rubber.

 

[SiGh]

edit.

 

[jbrolax]

this reminds me of the family guy episode when peter finds out hes legaly retarded and he calls his prom date and says "Yeh it turns out im mentaly retarded, you know maybe u should get tested."

 

[ShockA]

^hahaha...

Well.. I don't mess around with too many strange women. I wouldn't allow for something like that to happen